We were pretty hurt when we were watching Butter on HBO the other day and they used Spin when they wanted to show the star had made it and was on the cover of a magazine. Fuck. Then we changed the channel and started watching the fucking amazing House of Carters where two brothers yell wigger stuff at each other and then fight. And when it's time for the star to be reading a magazine what does she choose? Oh Vice. That's all. And this is a reality show not some cockamamie story about a record company killing an R&B singer because she wanted to go to another label.
A lot of stuff is way better in imaginary land. First off, there are characters who are better than the actual guy. Like King of Queens' Doug Heffernan. The actor that plays him is a condescending golf nerd with a stupid Kangol hat tugged tightly over his head. Watch Making the Cut and try not to hate him. Leah Remini, the girl who plays Carrie Heffernan is also a bummer. We had a friend work with her on a shoot recently and she was insisting on way out of everyone’s league shit like Balenciaga. They tried to explain that super high-end clothes like that are impossible to get but she never looked up from her nails. Carrie and Doug: great people. Leah and Kevin? Dicks. 
Recent Comments