Remember the Do where somebody had vandalized a New York diner sign so that it read that they served “deep fried lips and assholes”? That’s nothing. There’s a Russian sandwich shop down the road from the UK office in East London where they actually sell toasted baguettes called things like “Screaming Orgasm”, “Virgin’s Desire” and, my personal favorite, “The Blow Job”.
WTF? Shouldn’t names like these be reserved exclusively for overpriced cocktails they sell at low-rent strip bars where half-naked 35-year-old mums of three trundle around listlessly with a pint glass asking for a pound to show you their spotty, stretch-marked asses? Well, apparently not.
We spoke to the shy Russian ladies who make the sandwiches and asked them what inspired them to eroticize their snacks ...

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