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Dear Vice - Terry Richardson in Mexico

Hello,
I saw this while I was walking around in Mexico last week and pretty much lost my shit right there in the street. I wonder what the copyright laws are like there.
Best Regards,
BEN PIER
   

Australia - Dear Vice

Dear Vice,
We had a friend over the other day and the whole time he was here I was bugged because he reminded me of someone and I couldn't for the life of me figure out who. It wasn't until I had drained a bottle of Jager that I happened to spot at the Do doll someone got me for my birthday and it all came together. They are identical down to the shade of grey jeans and the stripes on the t. Freaky.
If you ever happen to make a Do and Don't doll movie, we have the lead guy right here.
Henri

Paul's finger

Dear Vice,
I met this guy called Paul about 6 months ago 'round my Dad's house. I couldn't help but notice that he had one finger missing. I innocently asked him how it had happened, thinking some heavy machinery chopped it off or a dog chewed it. What followed was the story of how his life fell apart...
 

Dear Vice - Dancing Outlaw

Hello Vice,
Have you guys ever run a piece on Jesco White, "The Dancing Outlaw"?  If not, google him, he's amazing.  His family's story is like that Christopher Walken/Sean Penn movie At Close Range, only way more insane.  I live about two hours away from him. I would jump at the chance to meet him and write something up.  Let me know if you're passing on the Jesco story or if you're interested.
Thanks,
MIKE GIBBONS.

Jesco White? Oh, you mean that guy from the old documentary who did the commentary for our DVD and in whose yard we did a fashion shoot four years ago? Yeah, I think we’ll pass for now.

Dear Vice - Parasomniac pisshead

Dear Vice,
I have a problem. It started about a year ago when I was on holiday with my girlfriend's family. We all had dinner together and then hung out in the hotel bar. After a few drinks my girlfriend went to bed and I hung out with her brothers. I was kinda nervous about meeting them (one is a cop and the other is a boxer) so I steadied my nerves with a few whiskeys. A few turned into a shitload and soon I was challenging them to a shot contest. Roaring drunk, I eventually stumbled upstairs to the hotel room...

Panama - Voodoo

Dear VICE,
I was holidaying in Panama when I discovered a shop where they sold voodoo stuff. This place, located in the old quarter of the city, was the real deal. I walked in to see a woman blowing cigar smoke on a blood-splattered shrine and mumbling mumbo-jumbo. In the corner of the room there were machetes covered in rooster blood...

Oslo - Dear Vice

A response to "I'm moving to Denmark"

Dear Vice,
I'm moving (back home) to Fredrikstad!
Copenhagen might have a kebab shop called Kebabistan, but Oslo, the most expensive capital of the world, has one-upped its Scandinavian friend and launched Niga Kebab & Grill. This place is like a block away from Oslo Town Hall and it stands as a collective, “We don't fucking care whether you're from Somalia or Turkey. To us you're all the same; non-western immigrants!” This is a bad city to be poor and hungry in...

Dear Vice

Dear Vice
I was just looking for a CD on eBay when I came across what looks to be Diplo selling X-rays of Bonde do Role Marina’s dislocated arm. Apparently she fell off stage at a festival in Chicago and they’re selling her shit to pay for the medical expenses. I first heard about the band through you guys and as there’s still a day and a half left to bid, thought you might be interested. Kind of weirded me out but ey!
G

Dear Vice - Hummer Limo Tow

Dear Vice,

I had to be somewhere so unfortunately I couldn't stick around, but how fucking satisfying would it have been to see the faces on the gaggle of ultratanned Jersey trash who rented this as they tumbled out of the club and started going, "Yo, where's our ride?" Then when the driver showed back up from the bar across the street all slightly disheveled going, "Wow, I'mmmm (hic) really sorrrry about this, can I borrrrrow one of yerrr phones to call my boss?"-- Oh shit, I just gave myself a fucking tremor of douchechills.

Yours,
ERIK B

Coke Flume - Dear Vice

Dear Vice,

I thought this was kind of funny.
Finally a straight-edge solution to beer-bong alienation.
-WILL K