LONDON - TED GOES TO gAyTP

We got our drunk metrosexual friend Ted to write about his time at the ATP vs Pitchfork music festival this past weekend. Here's what he sent in:
Hi! I'm Ted. I'm the one wearing a pink T-shirt, flesh-coloured shorts, and luminous green socks. I had never been to ATP before, but I decided to go to this one because 14 of my best buddies were all staying in one (six bed) chalet. I also heard it might be sunny and there would be lots of beer and girls. I wore this stupid outfit in the hope that looking like the funnest guy at the festival might get me laid.