Ah, the old British Empire. I miss it. I miss being able to walk into Australia and tell them to iron my flag. OK, so we can still fly around the world spreading cricket and freedom, but it’s not how it once was. No and why’s that? Because of some blaggards who ruined the concept for the rest of us by being such psychos we had to give all the countries back. What a shame. Here are the worst imperialist bastards of all time.