NEW ZEALAND - DRUNKEN BABY HAMMER THROW

Leave it to the Kiwis to turn a PSA about drunkenly cracking the skull of a toddler into a trailer for a Wayans brothers movie. Apparently it was inspired by that completely bogus baby-swinging video from a few months back that had every mom with a hotmail account in an uproar (did you hear that the original poster got fucking arrested?). What we're really curious about is how they conduct casting calls for these things. Do they just call around to New Zealand agencies asking for a fat, alcoholic-looking oaf who doesn’t mind being recognized in the street as “that drongo who threw the kiddiwink into the china cabinet”? Also, is it just us or do a third of the people in this video look Mexican?

CANADA - WORKPLACE SAFETY

There's really not much high risk involved in the day-to-day world of publishing. Honestly, it's not like we're operating heavy machinery or anything­—­we don't even have a paper shredder for our cravats to get comically stuck in on Tie Tuesdays. The worst we might get is a paper cut or maybe carpal tunnel. Naturally, the gang here at the Vice Canada office were pretty whatevs when it came to workplace safety. Then, after we saw this PSA, we kind of looked at each other for a minute with an "Oh, Fuck!" expression on our faces. Now every time someone spills even a drop of coffee we all jump up and scrub that shit down like Howard Hughes.