So, what’s up with hardcore kids these days? On the random occasions when I do end up at hardcore shows, I’m amazed by how ridiculous people act. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen. Hardcore kids are emo-jocks who are so pumped full of testosterone and love to show how tough and manly they are that they come full circle and end up looking like they’re all trapped in the same sweaty, violent closet. They arrive at shows with their coat-wrack whores, aka their so-called girlfriends, who then stand off to the side and hold their damn coats so they can go into the pit to fight!