HEY RON! - HOMIES DON'T UNDERSTAND

This week’s installment of "Hey Ron!" revolves around a guy having a bit of a racial dilemma. And once again, our stalwart accounts receivable manager's got a solution...

HEY RON! - MY DAD IS HOLDING ME BACK, NOT THE HANDCUFFS

Last week we introduced Ron, our ursine and stately accounts receivable manager, and his refreshingly human tactics when dealing with botherations. We asked you, reader, to submit your queries for our new advice columnist (which you can still do if you know how to find and then follow instructions), and though it was slightly entertaining and heartbreaking to hear how many of you are owed money by often former, always lunatic roommates and/or subletters, this week we decided to showcase Ron’s acumen with a whole different batch of hot water.

NEW YORK - HEY RON!

Hello dear readers, welcome to our fabulous new advice column, "Hey Ron!" Once a week, Vice's accounts receivable manager, Ron, will be spewing forth sweet nuggets of precious wisdom and life lessons he's learned over the course of his illustrious existence. If you have a pickle that needs to be unbrined, click here to send an inquiry with the subject line "Hey Ron!" and you may just find your answer in next week's installment. Since Ron's day-to-day job is to collect money from people who don't want to cough up what they owe us, we polled the office and found a fitting dilemma for the Wise Wizard of Arrears.