Nick had no clothes to wash, but he wanted to check the bulletin board. A notice said: “Flying to Brazil in July. Twin-engine Beechcraft. Three passengers wanted to split fuel and expenses.” He read a sign in Spanish about a Mamborama, then a flyer from Hunter College. Why not a Fisher College? Nick read the flyer, which was about a scholarly conference on masturbation. It would be attended by a bunch of jerkoffs. He took out his notebook and wrote: Masturbation is the thief of lust.