San Francisco has:
- without the faintest shadow of a doubt the most annoying cyclists of anywhere in existence. Twice now I've been hailed down by some soft-spoken dreadlocked douchenozzle to discuss traffic rules while going 15 in the Mission. If this was New York or LA I could give you a friendly tap, flip you off and be on my way with a clean conscience. But because it's SF and you remind me of a nice Canadian I met in France once, I have to idle and nod and tell you not to cry.
- weed and coke