It used to be my one and only holy idol of all times was John Galliano, the charismatic, long-haired Ultra Gay with spray tanned fashion pecks. I cut every single photo of his shows out of the stacks of fashion magazines my mum got me and stuck them on my wall and in my scrapbooks. I thought it all looked "absolutely fabulous!" However, having seen his latest collection on the last Paris fashion week, I found myself just plain saddened and disappointed.
I was not only starting to extremely dislike my former guru, I was also having doubts about my own taste as an 11-year-old. Obviously I had to get that out of the way as soon as possible, so I did a little research to remind myself why, in my pre-pubescent years, I liked his stuff so much. Let’s do this chronologically. Born in 1960, having moved from Gibraltar to London, Mr. Galliano (or Juan Carlos Antonio Galliano Guillén if you will) graduated from Central St. Martins in 1984, with a fabulous collection based on "Les Incroyables."

Then he kind of started doing these, but I could still live with it:

But, would you look at this! Summer 2010:

Fine, 25 years of designing is a long time--I’m sure it’s not always as easy to give the best of yourself every season. But hey, isn’t that why top designers are top designers? Isn’t that where all their fame and mountains of cash comes from? Maybe the recession has infiltrated into John’s Gibraltarian brain. Imagine celebrating your 25th anniversary with this outfit:
I could maybe imagine that this kind of apparel/airbrushed muscles would appeal to our gay fellowmen. Not wanting to leave anything up in the air like that, I immediately called my best friend, who studies fashion (and who coincidentally also happens to be a homosexual) to ask for his opinion. I called him up, made sure he was in front of his computer, then asked him if he was attracted to the following men in a fashionable OR physical way and I sent him the photos above. There was a long silence and then there was this outburst of hysterical, girly but strangely evil laughter. Then it suddenly stopped and he replied in his straightest possible voice: “NO. They look like characters from Streetfighter 32, in a future where gay Guidos hold a monopoly on beauty ideals. Don’t ever send me something like that again. Send me some hot boys next time. OK, I have to go now, see you Saturday!” So, there you have it, John Galliano is officially dead, (to me). Even the gays think so.
NINA BYTTEBIER
You've spoiled the lad. Try riding him (for your pleasure) and then getting on your hands and knees, and once he's in, tip your butt up in the air (the pressure caused that way will make him ejaculate...I GARONTEE!)
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Posted by: Stimelex | 20/10/2010 at 06:49
These guys are looking so hot!! I recently heard some talking head gesticulating on daytime TV that this kind of thing in sport has meant that heterosexual men can now get away with loads of things that used to be termed “gay” back in the day, like holding each others dicks as they go down a water slide together.
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If a gay person is only someone that has gay sex then as soon as they do not have gay sex they are not gay. To a rational person or one who owns a dictionary this BS will not fly.
If it were really the case that gay people were only gay if they are having gay sex, then as I am typing this message I'm not gay because I'm typing and not having sex.
In the real world a person is gay if they are primarily or exclusively attracted in a romantic and/or sexual way to persons of the same gender. So mumbo jumbo Jeebus spells or celibacy do not make a person ex-gay
Posted by: Renadex | 10/12/2010 at 11:05
No one should pressure anyone into living a lifestyle they disagree with. Your friend made the choice to not have sex with people of the same sex, that is HER choice and your other friend needs to butt out because it isn't his life or his body. No one is telling him to turn straight, why is he telling her to turn gay? Also, I hope she isn't trying to convince him to do the same as she has done, because that is not her business any more than it's his business if she chooses not to be gay anymore. Just tell him to drop it because the choice isn't for him to make.
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