According to the internet, there are currently 11 Johnny Depps living and acting around the world. These foreign Johnnies can generally be described as actors who a) are cool, b) are talented, c) choose quirky roles, d) look good with long hair and stubble, and e) are like, totally dreamy. As a one-off Vice Film Issue special, here they are, all in the one room for the first time ever. It’s kind of like a Miss Universe for softly spoken rebels in denim jackets.
And before you get cranky at me (like my housemate’s boyfriend did) for daring to compare such mere mortals to the chameleon behind Captain Jack Sparrow and Gilbert Grape, these were the names that came up when I Googled "The Johnny Depp of (insert country)". So don't blame me, blame her.
The Indian Johnny Depp: Aamir Kahn
The Thai Johnny Depp: Ananda Everingham
The Johnny Depp of China: Leslie Cheung (Deceased)
The Spanish Johnny Depp: Jordi Molla
The Japanese Johnny Depp: Tadanobu Asano
The Danish Johnny Depp: Mads Mikkelsen
The English Johnny Depp: Jack Huston
The French Johnny Depp: Vincent Cassel
The German Johnny Depp: Daniel Bruhl
The Mexican Johnny Depp: Gael García Bernal
ROYCE AKERS
so shit and your australian im so shamed
Posted by: Sally | 07/10/2009 at 00:47
faggotshit...
Posted by: Tee-Roque | 07/10/2009 at 05:37
Really good post.. The videos are awesome!!!! I like each of videos very much.. Thanks a lot for this.
Posted by: brustkrebs | 07/10/2009 at 08:15
Gosh yes! Roaringly good list. A truly appalling video of Gael, I loved it.
Posted by: S. Masters | 07/10/2009 at 13:45
I was about to offer you a high five, move my hand before you could get to it, then call you a cry-baby. But then my supressed childhood memories of veiwing "Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County" resurfaced. 2945abc45 0422
Posted by: Android Tablets | 22/04/2011 at 07:12
I am so sick of this Johnny Depp thing. First he walks around like a prissy bitch and I wonder if he likes women. He is one weird guy and for others to imatate him is worse.
Posted by: michael | 10/09/2011 at 20:27