Everyone knows that black babies are the most handsome infants in the world. That’s reason one for why I went to the KBXX Family Fun Day and reason two is obvious; Lil’ Flip, En Vogue, The New Boyz, and Dourrough.
Before I could even buy my ticket there was a fight at the gate. I wanted to get closer but I was afraid that I’d be in her line of sight and then I would also be annihilated. She ripped the other girl’s hair out!
Now let's get to the families and the babies...
Boyz just tryna be men.
Cute overload!
This is my favorite mom of the day.
This is Jordan, 17, and Laya, 18. They have the most awesome best friend vibes I’ve ever seen.
A boy 'n’ his nachos. I’m obsessed with the shape of his head.
The first ten pictures of this family was the mom trying to rip plastic wrappers off her kids’ faces.
Here they are again, unmasked.
Father Daughter day.
This is not a kiss.
I love seeing small kids eating giant food.
Leaving the tags on your clothes is something I will never understand, and that’s fine. But look, now you’ve passed down this trend to your children so as to purposefully perpetuate it into the future.
Man, I can’t even believe this guy. He’s one of many that day that saw me with a big camera and hollered at me to take picture of his tricks.
And another.
Watch this girl's face.
Unamused.
Do two-year-olds normally know how to operate an SLR camera? After every picture I took of him, he’d grab my camera and find all the pictures of himself.
Sign practice.
These are called "Lambo doors," right? I’m a girl so is there some kind of reward for knowing that? Probs not.
CONSTANCE GOLDMANN
Asain babies are typically pretty amazing as well
Posted by: pooper | 11/09/2009 at 22:04
Haha...Lambo doors on a cheap ass car. That car has been pimped way over the top.
Posted by: TuttiFrutti | 11/09/2009 at 22:05
jeeeerkin
Posted by: Armchair Boogie | 11/09/2009 at 22:09
ahhh... black kids are the best. they will make anything into a toy and as long as the kool aid is flowing so will the good times.
Posted by: jr | 11/09/2009 at 22:22
I still can't palm a Big Slice Pizza.. I always have to cut it in half like a sissy.
Posted by: CockLong McGee | 11/09/2009 at 22:48
Hey. I was with the big guy in the plaid shirt and the girl in the yellow shirt and i would like to know if you had anymore pictures of us. Please email them to me if you do.
Posted by: DeMarco | 12/09/2009 at 02:34
jr is white. REALLY WHITE.
unless he's black...then it's ok.
Posted by: Kevin | 12/09/2009 at 19:04
i get the general vibe that 99% of the vice readership has never actually had anything more than a superficial relationship with a black person.
Posted by: ribbons | 13/09/2009 at 11:11
@ribbons: I get the general vibe that you're only turning this into a race thing because it involves black people. Get a life.
Posted by: dasdf | 14/09/2009 at 02:35
mad madras
Posted by: gregarious greg | 14/09/2009 at 15:33
@ dasdf
you don't get that general vibe because it's not there.
Posted by: ribbons | 14/09/2009 at 21:53
is that Pusha with the unamused girl?
Posted by: Conor | 15/09/2009 at 01:33
I get the general vibe that you're only turning this into a race thing because it involves black people. Get a life. this was just an excuse to go to six fucking flags... and obviously you didn't even make it out of there with enough footage for your column. http://www.primesale.com
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Posted by: Tablet PCs | 25/04/2011 at 15:34