Our Amsterdam office kicked their intern Mieke out on the streets and wouldn't let her back in until she asked people what they would do if they were treated like dogs. We laughed long and hard about the ingenious irony of the situation, and when we were done she was back with a handful of photos and some answers.
Vice: I've been kicked out of the office like a dog. If you were me, what would you do to my boss?
I'd treat him like a dog as well: put him on a leash and make him crawl for me.
Someone just a put you in a closet for a month with an HIV-positive meth addict with a huge cock. You magically got out. What do you do to seek revenge?
I'd partly put her through a meat grinder, bake a meatball out of her, and force feed it to her.
OK, I'm walking away now. Nice to meet you.
Have sex with someone else right in front of her.
Oh I don't know, but definitely something with his wiener.
Always a safe bet.
Vice: A girl just really fucked you over. What happens next?
I'd stuff her with GHB until she was knocked out and then look for a fat guy with gross, sweaty hair on his back. After that I'd both lay them in a motel bed and point a camera at them. After that, I'd wait for her to wake up and then I'd enjoy the look of fearful doubt on her face.