Our Amsterdam office kicked their intern Mieke out on the streets and wouldn't let her back in until she asked people what they would do if they were treated like dogs. We laughed long and hard about the ingenious irony of the situation, and when we were done she was back with a handful of photos and some answers.
Anouk
Vice: I've been kicked out of the office like a dog. If you were me, what would you do to my boss?
I'd treat him like a dog as well: put him on a leash and make him crawl for me.
Boring.
Roderick
Someone just a put you in a closet for a month with an HIV-positive meth addict with a huge cock. You magically got out. What do you do to seek revenge?
I'd partly put her through a meat grinder, bake a meatball out of her, and force feed it to her.
OK, I'm walking away now. Nice to meet you.
Mischa
Vice: A girl you loved just tied you down and taped a headphone to your head blasting Mariah Carey's "Heartbreaker" on repeat. For a month. You survived. Now what?
I'd tape her to my bed.
And then?
Have sex with someone else right in front of her.
Wendy
Vice: Someone just ruined your life. What're you gonna do about it?
I'd chop of his wiener and hang it to the front of my house. Or hang him by his wiener to the front of my house. Or...
Or what?
Oh I don't know, but definitely something with his wiener.
Always a safe bet.
Pim
Vice: A girl just really fucked you over. What happens next?
I'd stuff her with GHB until she was knocked out and then look for a fat guy with gross, sweaty hair on his back. After that I'd both lay them in a motel bed and point a camera at them. After that, I'd wait for her to wake up and then I'd enjoy the look of fearful doubt on her face.
MIEKE LINDEMAN
Damn, Pim. That's rough. Although anything dealing with wieners is bad too.
Posted by: Taylor | 11/09/2009 at 17:22
fuck interviews. this is the perfect excuse to shit on the sidewalk and rummage through garbage. you missed your chance.
Posted by: lowbrow | 11/09/2009 at 17:41
wow. there are stylish people in amsterdam. when i was there it was adventure sandals and backpacks galore.
Posted by: nate | 11/09/2009 at 18:34
How about a little forgiveness.
Posted by: Oddmeal | 11/09/2009 at 20:58
pim has definitely thought about this before.
Posted by: Jennnn | 11/09/2009 at 22:06
what's with the schnozes on these broads?
Posted by: Mr. Belvedere | 12/09/2009 at 05:21
boring vengeance. all dem euros.
4 meter cubed cell. inescapable. 5 days.
bread weed water.
water FULL of acid.
have fun when the fear comes.
Posted by: benedict | 12/09/2009 at 06:20
haha jesus benedict, that's just plain evil
Posted by: mieke | 12/09/2009 at 16:18
You people are the best journalists ever.
Posted by: AH | 13/09/2009 at 07:44
Eleanor: I agree that English people are lame, but they have a right to Saint Patrick, what with him being British and all. And "slaying a dragon" is far superior to "chasing snakes".
I think Austrailians are the lamest, because they are a weak ex-colony of Brits. Sorry, mates. 2945abc45 0423
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