The party for our Film Issue is tonight and if it's anything like the one for our last theme issue, which was all about photographs and people who shoot them, you will want to lissen up. We are holding a special contest for which the winner won't have to wait in line to get in. Whoever emails to this here address the best interview question for this guy (click for more) will get their name on the guest list and thus be able to breeze past everyone else who is scowling and complaining and trying to pull some scam in order to jump ahead. Just to be on the safe side, since there will only be one winner, you should still RSVP here though. UPDATE: Winner announced below.
"Are u spotted all over... Like down there 2?"
We were going to go with the lady who was really confused about who she was even questioning, inquiring about the majesty of Nick Paladino's beard (he's from one post before this, the one about the glowy place in Amsterdam), just because it was so funny. But then an editor brought up a good point: That's like giving someone an A for filling in two bubbles with a number 2.5 pencil on the Scantron sheet.