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Bob

He's right! Man up kid. Your parents will at least give you some respect after tying you up first.

TK

Oh, I've seen this. You put the car on a jack and run it in reverse until it fixes itself. Simple.

allen

i don't think ron's happy about favre and the vikings.

safe

i would go with the handwritten letter and hiding at grandmas. with voicemail/email you risk them not getting the message and flipping out when they see it.

goodstory

its all about how you tell them. if you avoid hte part about how you were drunk when your were driving, and sum it all up with something like "but the the important thing is nobody was hurt" maybe you can get away with it.

runandhide

disapearing for a few days is probably your best bet.

Purple Peeter

Get back on the bend and stay that way until they arrive home. They'll be so worried about you when they see the empty bottles, little empty bags, and random crushed up content on the coffee table, that they won't even think twice about the car.

Grant

Best thing is to hope and pray they had the best vacation of their damn lives and they return in good spirits.

Joe Blows

I remember still coming home from an out of town shopping trip to see my Dad's truck in the driveway...totaled. My 15 y/o brother thought it was a great idea to take it out joyriding on dirt roads while we were gone and rolled it. The next great idea he had was to write a note, and go to bed at 6PM and pretend he was asleep. Needless to say that wasn't an efficient way to avoid Dad's wrath. But they did get over it, and after he blew the engine on their next truck, they just gave it to him to protect their other vehicles. I never did any of that, so I had to buy my own car.

bejesus

My eyes are sore from looking at the computer for too long.

Jono

Hasn't this kid ever thrown a party before? The person throwing the party NEVER has to go on a beer run! Thats what everyone else at the party is for! You blew it kid, you blew it.

@Jono

Jono speaks the truth. Also, you're still a dumbass for having a party at your house. You NEVER get away with it.

Pharoh

If you like to chat with hey Ron go to Hey_Ron at on tweeter

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