Now that China's got the world's economy, manufacturing, and horrible disease outbreak on lockdown, they can move on to less crucial concerns, such as saggy underwear advocacy. Much like when you used to humiliate your little sister by tossing her flowered undies out her bedroom window onto the high branches of the tree in your parents' front yard, a new hospital at an undisclosed city in China just hung up a 12-foot-long yellow Y-front windsock out their front window to warn men of the dangers of wearing too-tight drawers. Supposedly that shit will squish your junk and give you urinary or reproductive trouble. Probably they just don't want their guys to get funny ideas that if they wear cling-film underpants they can start dressing like homos in skinny jeans, because that truly is the decline of civilization.
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PS: Venezuelans wear yellow underwear for good luck. And to hide the pee stains.
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could it have anything to do with them already having tiny dinks and not wanting their men to compact their already wimpy dongs?
Posted by: uly | 14/09/2009 at 16:06
That seems to be a spot on analysis. Give the worms some playing space.
Posted by: Wong | 14/09/2009 at 17:22
Taking something from the web and farting out a comment on it ... ground breaking.
Posted by: Television programs | 14/09/2009 at 19:14
Boxers, anyone?
Posted by: Kid Viscous | 14/09/2009 at 20:28
I will never understand Chinese culture it's so weird.
-Nikki-
Posted by: Nikki Thomas | 14/09/2009 at 21:35
This is really great to know some culture of Chinese.This is an amazing to know something about yellow underpants which may save life.I was unknown for such a great thing.Thanks.
Posted by: smart lipo | 11/02/2010 at 07:56
It's amazing the Chinese advertise yellow undies and have national sex parks but yet they filter their internet porn. I don't get it.
Posted by: J. Jones | 03/05/2011 at 23:12