Just when it’s nearing that time where it would probably be a good idea to stop talking about Michael Jackson, I wanna talk about it. You know how in other countries or cultures that may seem foreign to you, people do different things to mourn or dispose of their dead? Like they put them on wooden planks, set fire to them, and push them off into water. Or they maybe wrap them in grape leaves and bury them under a pot of gold or something. Apparently in the US the thing to do with dead people is first make fun of them nearly their whole lives, and then when they finally do die, throw their haggard bones into a gold casket, roll it onto a stage under bright lights, and sing songs to it. If you were not able to sing songs to Michael Jackson’s corpse in person yesterday, you can do so here. I don't even care about long-distance charges, I’ve done it four times today and now I feel super American. OK, now it's really time to shut up about him.
« SNEAKY LEAF'S DIARY OF A DEALER - GANJA PORN NOVEL | Main | MONTREAL - YOUR MEAT IS MINE » THE INTERNET - I WILL SING ALL UP IN YOUR CORPSE FACEJust when it’s nearing that time where it would probably be a good idea to stop talking about Michael Jackson, I wanna talk about it. You know how in other countries or cultures that may seem foreign to you, people do different things to mourn or dispose of their dead? Like they put them on wooden planks, set fire to them, and push them off into water. Or they maybe wrap them in grape leaves and bury them under a pot of gold or something. Apparently in the US the thing to do with dead people is first make fun of them nearly their whole lives, and then when they finally do die, throw their haggard bones into a gold casket, roll it onto a stage under bright lights, and sing songs to it. If you were not able to sing songs to Michael Jackson’s corpse in person yesterday, you can do so here. I don't even care about long-distance charges, I’ve done it four times today and now I feel super American. OK, now it's really time to shut up about him. CommentsVerify your CommentPreviewing your CommentThis is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
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I just called and sang the good ship lollypop. Not really.
Posted by: feck | 08/07/2009 at 20:16
I called and sang some death metal because ive always wanted to tell the dead MJ how much i love hm.
Posted by: Lemon | 08/07/2009 at 20:20
I put a Ouija board up to the phone and asked him to tell me all his secrets.
Posted by: Lyle | 08/07/2009 at 20:21
I think we should let michael jackson rest in peace without bringing all the shitty acappella karaoke songs that washed down from his career into his afterlife.
Posted by: Person | 08/07/2009 at 20:22
id rather the wooden plank
Posted by: peter | 08/07/2009 at 20:24
creepy as fuck.
Posted by: cheesy | 08/07/2009 at 20:25
I am so fucking sick of michael jackson news. it will never ever end though
Posted by: emjay | 08/07/2009 at 20:28
what does this have to do with brazil?
Posted by: f | 08/07/2009 at 20:50
http://www.social42.com/soapbox/107DB42470064A66.mp3
Posted by: the best one there | 08/07/2009 at 21:01
Shut up "Person" and stop ruining this for the rest of us. Twat.
Posted by: silentbuttdeadly | 08/07/2009 at 21:04
I've just heard one of the messages that said "all i have to say is that they don't really care about us"
Posted by: Rivka Lipschultz | 08/07/2009 at 21:44
didn't he like rape children..
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