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Girl

Is that the same torso that had a bathing suit made of weed in the last blog

el cape town

VIVA VUVUZELA!
GET ONE AT YOUR LOCAL CNA


NOT!HAHHA


Seth

After all the smoke had been transferred, we both pulled back for a second, laughed, and looked into each other’s eyes in that way that makes you go, “Holy fucking fuck… we’re gonna fuck!!!”

I love that look.

wolfpck

a dealer who dates topless dancers? shocking

omBudsman

Damn Sneaky. My guys never give discounts for being late. You got your shit down pat. Kudos.

nast

ew, this is gross.. isnt sneak leaf like over forty anyways? no one wants to hear about that

bloodyknows

that was a pretty generic porn story. not impressed.

pipi plunger

This shit story was a fake ass wet dream from a limp dick stoner.

blarg

Here's my weed porn story:

I smoked a bowl of shitty mids at my parents house, went upstairs, crawled into my bedsheets which needed to be washed 5 months ago and then jacked off to preggo porn. And then I won a million dollars.

Jonny

This sudden sexual conquest story doesn't tie in with your dorky, uncomfortable-around-women personality that came through in the last articles. I call bullshit and I call limp dick.

jermajesty

I smoked some weed from a Mountain Dew can then fingered my dog. THERE
Now can I too write for Vice?

tom cruise

I think this is the first time the smell of vegan ass in the heart of summer has been spun in a positive way.

ambrose bierce

weed dealer has good sex and wants to tell everyone about it, and what a badass lifestyle he leads.

in other news, i just cut a massive and satisfying fart. this chessy porn-lite retread brought the flatulence out from deep within my bowels. so there.

ambrose bierce

correction: it was actually rather CHEESY.

chess didn't really enter into it.

why lady?

Read the first paragraph and immediately thought "fuck this guy."

PrincePuddin

This sounds like it was written by a 14 year old. I'm glad I get my weed from dispensiaries instead of amateurs like this fool.

Ted Dancin

...and then I paid her

leafysneak

currently balancing my keyboard on the tip of my boner

simon

is the penthouse forum?

also.

never happened. hahaha try hard.

chris cameron

What a fucking cunt - Fuck off with your shit - what age are you 10??

orangecatbludbandanna

sounds like your insecure with yourself, and if you didn't have to prove anything to malicious comments, then you didn't have to write a shitty article about it.

Robert Windwood

Thank you for sharing.

Mr.A

Cool!...true or not,it was a nice weed-fuck-story/article to read dude!
...be it true we can all go fuck ourselves with envy though!!!hahahaha

justin

bullshit nothing goes like that and i actually do fuck bitches and sell bud... do u get paid for this shit... i hope ur editor reconsiders

Sruti

06.16.10 at 8:26 amNeighborh00dcAnd some oriole on this site I swear don't know how to detbae and read right . I'm not trying to make this a racial thing. But what can you say about the video seen here who do you see acting up a lot throwing chairs and causing a ruckus ? Sorry it hurts me to see my people act this way. Acting like savages. It would be different if people paid for the show and never show up and couldn't get a refund then I see this video being ok in a way. But fact is this was a free show if u didn't want to wait then leave fuck you got to act a fool and mess it up for the rest of the people that want to have a good time and want to see a show . Simple as thAt. People are commenting that oh we waited too long. Dude how about waiting from 3pm in like 10 degree weather in les by the river to see Shawn white at the red bull snowboarding contest that shit was free and mad white people there with few of my people and it was free and no one acted up once I was tired I left didn't make a fuss and went home. Anyone that was there can say the same thing. And niggas was giving out free shit all day. Everyone had fun. So people need to stop being uptight cause a nigga speak. The truth sorry but what I saw is what I wrote .

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