Clearly the reason why yoga has gotten so popular in South America is because every single guy is interested in improving flexibility so he can suck his own penis. If I could suck my own dick I could have saved myself thousands of dollars last year. So I visited this Raja Yoga place near my apartment where people meet every Monday so I could save myself some money. Warning to all you squeamish nuns and toddlers who read this blog every day: don't click any further.
I could hold this stretch for 20 to 30 seconds but it was too painful on my back to be enjoyable. I don't think I'll be doing this anymore. After my class I read that it's hard to suck your own dick unless a rib is removed, so I'm quitting autofellatio and going back to blow-up dolls. Sucking your own dick is so overrated.