Clearly the reason why yoga has gotten so popular in South America is because every single guy is interested in improving flexibility so he can suck his own penis. If I could suck my own dick I could have saved myself thousands of dollars last year. So I visited this Raja Yoga place near my apartment where people meet every Monday so I could save myself some money. Warning to all you squeamish nuns and toddlers who read this blog every day: don't click any further.
I knew this guy Charlie who used to try and try to self-suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible so he took yoga lessons for ten years just to learn self-oral. The class I went to was just a bunch of guys who went crazy when one of them was able to touch the tip of his toenails when bent at the waist. Not very helpful, but it didn't take me as long as Charlie to achieve to the goal.
I could hold this stretch for 20 to 30 seconds but it was too painful on my back to be enjoyable. I don't think I'll be doing this anymore. After my class I read that it's hard to suck your own dick unless a rib is removed, so I'm quitting autofellatio and going back to blow-up dolls. Sucking your own dick is so overrated.
NICOLAS LONGO
PS: The writer told us he took this photo of himself, but we just checked Wikipedia and it looks like he swiped it from the autofellatio entry. Looks like he's full of shit, not dick.
i really didnt need to see that.
Posted by: c'mon | 15/07/2009 at 17:57
oh gross. isnt that technically kind of gay?
Posted by: gigi | 15/07/2009 at 17:58
i had a friend who claimed he could lick his own dick, we dont really hangout anymore.
Posted by: just dabbing | 15/07/2009 at 17:59
is it a bit of a bold statement to say that every south american guy wants to suck his own dick? oh apparently its not. haha
Posted by: mouthfulls. | 15/07/2009 at 18:01
you could give yourself a facial? yuck just made myself feel a little bit sick.
Posted by: grossed out | 15/07/2009 at 18:03
i think its a different kind of giving your self pleasure. lets be open!
Posted by: andrew | 15/07/2009 at 18:11
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!fantastic!!!bombastic!!!
Posted by: A | 15/07/2009 at 18:25
do you think is gay a woman sucking her own nipple? i don't
and this neither.
Posted by: A | 15/07/2009 at 18:39
well written!
Posted by: jackson mallok | 15/07/2009 at 18:39
this has exist for life! it saound new, but the are many references to auto sucking in history
Posted by: polly | 15/07/2009 at 18:49
marylin manson got a surgery so he could give himself blojobs.
Posted by: pepe le pu | 15/07/2009 at 19:22
flexibilityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than porn
Posted by: min | 15/07/2009 at 19:47
definitely gay.
Posted by: be all end all | 15/07/2009 at 21:38
is it gay to blow your dick-:;;¿?
is itt gay to touch your dick when masturbating¿
i cant believe there are still people who have this kind od prejuices
Posted by: out of office | 15/07/2009 at 22:41
loving buenos aires
the next big thing will come out from buenos aires
Posted by: chantu | 15/07/2009 at 22:43
this is good
Posted by: abbey | 16/07/2009 at 00:55
I remember some kid back in summer camp could do that in like 10th grade and his main complaint about why it wasn't fun was because there was a dick in his mouth.
Posted by: PB | 16/07/2009 at 08:37
I never went to summercamp :-(
Posted by: Martijn | 29/07/2009 at 17:34
Hmm I don't think it's gay cause it's your body it's not like your touching another man. I've tried and can suck my dick, it feels really good but I can't get over the whole dick in the mouth. I encorage you guys to try it if you don't like it you don't like it, no harm no foul :)
Posted by: Kyle | 31/07/2009 at 08:02
how do you its imposable
Posted by: a | 29/11/2009 at 03:57