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nathan

jesus. i hope he didn't inseminate your yogi tea.

anonymous

woah.
id be locking my drawers if i were you.

nasty

clearely youve pissed somebody off...

poo

deeesgusting

the truth

for someone capable of producing that much jizz they are a pretty big pussy

jonathan hunt

my bad, i was so drunk i thought it was my own desk

hanz

haha that's pretty fucking gross. did he discard of it or is it all dry and crusty? perhaps he used elmer's glue, which would actually be a pretty believable alternative to jizz, esp after it has dried.

yllek

It was Liz

Grant

I once discovered a treasure trove of dried tissues when I was home from college. My little brother took my room when I left and I was trying to track down a pair of shoes and low and behold, I found a mountain of these.

dirtydog

did he bring hte lubriderm in from home? thats pretty forward thinking

Ivy Mokhov

Grant! Your little brother must be the funniest kid alive.

Hector

Does anyone remember this guy? The old employee? Is it payback?

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/05/new-york-a-tribute-to-our-erstwhile-assitant-to-the-publisher.html

eyeballs

I just saw the Lubriderm on Flynn's desk.

Jesse Z.

Don't look at me dude. I was balls deep in my girlfriend all last night. Got a witness too.

god

you're disgusting, Jesse Z.

the truth

Look on the bright side. At least he wasn't balls deep in your lunch.

snipper

he gets his balls anywhere near me and he's gonna lose 'em.

Wenz

Gross. Better than a severed horse's head in your bed, though

Moses

I have a foreskin so no need for lube.

barghjdfrgh

Let's face it. By "girlfriend," he means his right hand in a brace.

vanessa

well, I was told this is a fretty office... :P

Jizzy McGuire

My crowd in college referred to these as "spank rags", and one maniac in particular was famous for leaving at least 3 or 4 around the space he happened to sleep that night. Once I recall him crashing on a spare mattress and in the morning finding him sleeping with a virtual halo of spank rags circling his head. I called him the angel with sticky fingers after that.

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