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Anon

Hold up. I thought everyone jacked off to porn.

comeon

forgot about it. there are worse things than being married to a porn star.

Kamper

If she's any good you should become her manager and make a buck or two.

let us in

whered you find the video?

allen

as long as she's done with it and your hotdog doesn't feel like it's in a hallway then why ruin a perfectly good thing?

Pyoo

Joanna Angel must be Pepe Lepew's favorite porn star.

skeletons

come on, we all have SOME secrets

The Host

If you're going to cut her loose you may as well find out if she's a freak or not first. If she did porno then the answer is apparent. If she didn't, who knows, maybe she's down. At least hedge your odds and you could end up with another couple weeks of the freakiest sex you've ever had.

fisg

what kind of girl would get mad at you for watching porn? are you a fucking mormon?

Shana

I totally agree if you are looking at that stuff you're not being satisfied. I'd feel like i'm not doing my job right if I found out my man was watching porn. And i've noticed I only watch porn when i'm not having sex, for a really long time.

nick tangent

only thing you can do is watch it over and over and over again, and cry, and masturbate until she gets home, sex her up whilst trying the dirtiest methods you saw in the film (unless you're a pussy) and then you'll know for sure. if she's a fish outta water, good. if it's the best sex ever and she IS a porn star, well, even better. just need to figure out how to hold her down. and if you don't love her anymore, dump her, obviously.

Paolo

I love the outrage!!! Yeah its ok to watch porn and masturbate, and no your girlfriend has no right to be mad when she finds out. Self actualized chicks will let you do it while they're in the room.

smearcampaign

sometimes i watch porn to find out new positions that i never thought up in my wildest wet dreams

Ripley

"You looking at porn means you’re not getting satisfied at home"

What the fuck? Dan Savage been around long enough, nobody should be this dumb anymore.

paj

"She'll know that I look at porn!"

She knows you look at porn, because she knows you're a man.

paj

I look at porn whether I'm having regular sex or not.

gomer style

@Ripley: Believe it or not, you're an asshole who's completely missing the point.

Bob

You better ask her up front if it's her. What's the worse that could happen? She dumps you? Who cares? If she does that she ain't worth being with in the first place. You don't marry a woman that is that shallow anyways.

really?

so wait your saying if its not her she is gonna be upset your watching porno? WOULDNT she be more upset you accused her of doing porn. watching people fuck is one thing. not knowing your fiancee enough to have to accuse her of doing porn is something else entirely.

Mike

"Hey, you gotta see this porn with this girl who looks JUST LIKE YOU."

If she runs out screaming and/or crying, you know. Ask Mike.

Tony

"Just say a friend of yours saw a porno and the actress looked just like you! Isn't that crazy! I guess that's a compliment, because your so hot, but damn!"

The keys to lying: blame someone else, claim incredulity at the result, compliment her.

Cut and paste. Done.

jonathan hunt

i had no idea ron was such a fag

jermajesty

I say we refer to "Jacked off" at "Ronned off" from this point forward.

Like, I am gonna go RON OFF right now.

ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

the flammer

What, you can't use the excuse " Hey I was looking at porn because you were on vacation "

john

Pretty solid answer and comments to a fake question. Post that shit on FML while you're at it, you clever masturbator, you.

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