My sister and I went for an afternoon ride around town today. We took some photos, drank some beverages, and drew some conclusions: namely that Westmount kids have the biggest balls. Look...
Especially compared to what Plateau kids have.
Unlike the Plateau kids, Outremont kids don't have to run after their heads, which look like they're about to roll off their chests. Outremont kids are also strangely adult-looking, but balls? Not so big.
NDG kids wear sensible footwear.
And Mile End kids know how to put an outfit together.
Hampstead kids are faster, more aerodynamic, and have better muscle tone than I'll ever know. And depending on how far you get from the Decarie, some have pretty big balls too.
Whoa, slow down munchkin! You're in a 30K zone!