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bloodyknow

do they not teach you fractions in med school? 600 people surviving out of 800 is a three in four success rate.

Bart

So... the purer the better?

pooch

so...i shouldn't stop doing blow?

zero

i remember during the summer of 2007 i very well did about 15-20 grams of cocaine weekly (a gram a day plus a few 8balls on weekends). i remember at certain points where my nose would still be recovering from the shitty coke the night before yet i'd still manage to clear the passages/scabs and snort s'more! i heard stories about people having failed lungs/hearts and deteriorating nasal walls but once i took that first line, oooohweeee my nose was the last of my worries.

dumbass

what kind of retarded med student is injecting coke

hester

my roommate in college had a hole in his septum from getting lit every night. he could pick his left nostril through his right.

realdeal

i think once you start waking up every day with nose bleeds, thats time to cut back...

sunnyday

Theres no way this chick didnt start doing blow until she was in her 40s

Halcyon

I'm so glad I never got too big on the yay. That shit makes my armpits sweat and turns me into a creep.. not a good look.

Halcyon

Speed on the other hand.. well.. it makes you even more of a creep.

nadiv

I guess you really shouldn't be shoving just anything up there. Thanks doc.

Dealio

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Great Odds Bobs your Uncle

So, .001% of users need treatment and .00025% of coke users die per year in England?

Uh, that makes me feel a lot better actually...

Maybe you guys should lay off the "Maths" for a bit and just use Math (Short for Mathematics...) like we do in the USA.

weedvocate

why don't people just smoke weed?!

Roy

Fuck coke, reading this short article has convinced me to never do it again.

Danimal

A girl i used to date had a medical problem not mentioned in this post - she developed a sinus infection that decided, like the jeffersons, to move on up (to her optic nerves). She had to spend a week in the hospital getting mris, spinal taps, etc. to make sure it wasn't something more serious, then finally treatment with steroids to kill the infection. The fact that she worked at one of atlanta's most infamous drug dens/bars should help you figure out how this sinus infection developed in the first place...

Lord Lucan

terumo time.... kin waste rackin it.....boot it baby.... main line feels fine

benne

haha an atomic bomb eh...my close friend recently had serious problems via his pancreas...no bleeding but implications are huge...as far as the cocaine goes...all good things in moderation...those really fkn sweetarse things once in a blue moon maybe...

Jack

Cocaine causes untold amounts of human misery in Latin America. If some selfish fucktard dies from using too much of it, then frankly, ha ha.

typepad.viceland.com

London bollocks to the hippocratic oath how much coke is bad for me.. Super :)

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