Here we stand again, lonely runners of the aft, showing you the story chum we fed everyone else. Nice try, Yahoo News, circulating info on some guy in India who hasn’t washed in a really long time. If you’ll recall, Baby Balls was on that beat several months ago with his "Medieval Slimes" experiment, where he practiced grooming rituals invented before King Ivar the Boneless invaded Anglia. But we will sheepishly admit this article pointed out one antediluvian protocol we overlooked: that hopping on one leg while getting stoned is the same thing as taking a shower. Sorry, Baby Balls—that probably would’ve been more fun for all of us than having you stew in your own genital “tallow” for two weeks. (Thanks again for the mental image.)
« NEW YORK - HOUSE PARTY TONIGHT | Main | AUSTRALIA - RUDELY INTERRUPTED SHOWS » NEW YORK - STILL 1,818 WEEKS AWAY FROM BEING BANISHED TO TILL THE LANDHere we stand again, lonely runners of the aft, showing you the story chum we fed everyone else. Nice try, Yahoo News, circulating info on some guy in India who hasn’t washed in a really long time. If you’ll recall, Baby Balls was on that beat several months ago with his "Medieval Slimes" experiment, where he practiced grooming rituals invented before King Ivar the Boneless invaded Anglia. But we will sheepishly admit this article pointed out one antediluvian protocol we overlooked: that hopping on one leg while getting stoned is the same thing as taking a shower. Sorry, Baby Balls—that probably would’ve been more fun for all of us than having you stew in your own genital “tallow” for two weeks. (Thanks again for the mental image.) CommentsVerify your CommentPreviewing your CommentThis is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
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This guy has a more medieval vibe to him compared to Baby Balls...
Posted by: Guacamolly | 12/05/2009 at 23:43
I'd like to know how he managed to have seven children during this 35 year wash-fast. Where does he find girls that like years' worth of dickcheese entering their holiest of holies?
Posted by: Toby Keith's Uncle | 12/05/2009 at 23:52
this guy looks like 90% of san francisco
Posted by: louloutte | 13/05/2009 at 17:10
He raped beggars with no arms or legs, there is heaps of them over there, they get around on little boards and sometimes have beggar gangs
Posted by: Sargent Chilli Pepper with Chicken Strips | 14/05/2009 at 06:33