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E.M.O.

Willis

So I take it you're available?

exlove

no one has learned how to be good at relationships. its a sad fact. thats why just as many people get divorced as married.

anonymous

this is how i feel about 90% of the couples i see in the east village. make that all of manhattan.

Don

It's like I wrote this

squirt slop

anyone who took me to a pudding factory would get my hand in marriage

Stitch Up

That made my ulcer hurt.

James

Wow, it's like we're the same person. We should date, I think I'd feel better about myself if I did that to someone who was doing it right back to me.

charlie sheen

so dating kelly is a lot like dating an ex-jock turned construction worker?

Dora

God. Ur the perfect asshole. I'm falling in love with you, just reading your words. ahah
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boohoowoohoo

Step 4: Profit!

Dave

What a wanker

hi

It's like I wrote this [2]

JEB

An older friend wears a t shirt which reads:

"I was an artist when you married me."

I'm a little long in the tooth myself, so I do warn, with my mouth. But, you know, it doesn't really work. There is precept, and there is example. People really only accept example as truth, especially when they have the hots for each other. Words are not trusted.

This proverb works a little differently with women, but only a little:

Dick gets hard, brain gets soft.

When the blood rushes to your loins, it's rushing out of your head. In the end, that's not a bad thing. It's inevitable, so you might as well get used to it.

ANGELA

FUCKIN' BRILLIANT!

Balloon heart

Jeb had my respect and attention until he typed out the word "dick."

Anonymous

That's totally right on. Girls fall for assholes, they fuck them up, rebound with a nice guy, and then they fuck him up when they find their next asshole to date.

Paul B

1) Be upfront about everything, when they ask you your feelings about the matter, tell them you hate girlfriends because girls are by and large, no fun. They'll think this is a joke.

2) When your girlfriend tells her she loves you, correct answer? "I know."

3) When girlfriend states: “I wish you would have warned me that you’re like this.” Say: "I did when I told you that I don't like girlfriends because they're no fun"

This combined with paying for the occasional drink or movie has worked amazingly for me for years.

annie

:(
this makes me really sad. especially paul b's addition..
love is really nice. despite its ability to hurt the fuck out of you.. but its worth it, all you men are scared of it.
pathetic.. *shakes head*

Alice

Bitch is FUNNY! I'm not even a lesbot and I would totally put my boobs in your face.

Isabel

I love this - too hilarious. Good instructions - and nice to know it's well thought out.

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