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skratchy

didn't read this but i guess it's kinda dumb

Grant

How much are Neuticles? Michelangelo needs them.

Bob

Remember when dog poo turned white? Whatever happened to that?

gargag

why is is that only certain dogs eat poop? is there some kind of genetic characteristic for it. the poop eating gene? I hope so.

@Bob

Dog poo turns white? My dog started eating potting soil and now his poo is black.

b.m.

I feel as though loosing your balls is as horrible for a male as eating shit would be for the rest of your days. You might as well get the taste of it.

sally thighs

I might have to rip-off this semi-soliliqual ode to your moms pets. My lil April is fucking old as fuck. 17-years as a Jack Russel is leaving her decrepit. She needs a talk, but more along the lines of...ahem, please be so kind as to die because youre gross beyond almost two decades of companionship.

boob

As long as youre not being humped to death. I hate hump attacks... when its a dog on my leg, that is.

car rides=rape=yessss!!

dog poo used to turn white because manufacturers would put ground bones in to the dog food to increase the amount of calcium in the food. they have since stopped doing so because it was unhealthy for the dogs.

Roger Testes

This reminds me of the original draft of what later became that film Cats & Dogs.

Mekuh

this is hilarious

jones

yeah! i just want to say that you are awesome man and i love your funny dickheadz. that would be a funny name for a moped gang. Lunchmeat for life!

charlie evans

obviously you aren't catholic...

Little Stevie Fartsalot

I had a dog once. He ate cat food.

Stitch Up

I want to get a dog and name him Buick so I can be like. "Buick! Get out of the street!"

kool fartz

Ugh, dogs are disgusting.

lou

This is the most brilliant body of text I have ever read in my entire life.
Kudos!

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