Someone was feeling helpful and astute when he snapped this DON’T and sent in commentary. We take no issue in theory with a feminine twist on the Canadian tuxedo, but we will agree with the perspicacious bloke who sent us this photo that this particular all-denim outfit is rather on the flappy side. (How do you even walk in a cocoon of jeans?) But did his comment mention those hideous banana curls hair sprayed straight off the hot barrel of a Conair iron? A calculated and seasonably timely crack at our old nemesis, the flip flop? Nay. Read on for his exegesis…
All denim outfit spotted on 6th ave in NYC. Fake louis belt and bag.
Enjoy.
Dan
Piss off Dan. Is that really the best you can come up with on 6th ave?
Posted by: Vladimitri | 18/05/2009 at 17:57
Fuck Vice
and
Fuck That Dude Dan
Posted by: skratchy | 18/05/2009 at 17:59
he was thinking, "oh shiiiit, wait til vice gets a load of this one."
he should've shot at some tourists or something
Posted by: bacon bits | 18/05/2009 at 18:03
aw shit, whats wrong with all denim?! i think that looks kind of cool. shows how much i know.
Posted by: lemnon | 18/05/2009 at 18:08
DAN ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE GAY?
Posted by: styxfan99 | 18/05/2009 at 18:32
Yesterday I saw a Euro-hipster girl with *the* most perfect ass I have ever seen wearing a stupid spandex outfit w/ army jacket. As a Str8 man, guess which of these two elements I focused on?
Posted by: butts | 18/05/2009 at 19:17
only homos feel the need to claim they're straight... or "Str8."
Posted by: come out already | 18/05/2009 at 20:47
the reason you thought that is because, as pointed out, vice is not a real fashion magazine. and so us as readers are all fashion retarded, wearing denim from head to toe thinking its cool. but fuck it, it is cool
Posted by: @ lemnon | 18/05/2009 at 20:50
i was thinking the same thing when i saw it-- i was just like, this is questionable and only a don't in that it is so run of the mill i'm actually bored to death
Posted by: denim | 18/05/2009 at 21:56
I was thinking about getting rid of all my shit and replacing everything with Canal knock off. Just embrace it so no one can fuck with you. Nothing but Addidos shoes and Oh Oh channel shades. Anyone got her number? She'd be a great accessory to my knock off look.
Posted by: Stitch Up | 18/05/2009 at 22:02
i hope he did not actually take the time to write this down and send it in a letter?
Posted by: Anonymous | 18/05/2009 at 22:41
dan sucks. it's fucking lame when don'ts are just people who dress normal-bad, instead of ravers or naked obese old people or girls with those goddamn brown stockings on
Posted by: lonelygirl15 | 19/05/2009 at 01:04
So fucking what?
Vice's fashion specialty is anorexic girls dressed in nothing but some expensive brand-name-but-made-China-by-slave-labor underwear.
Yeah sure, fuck Dan. But truly FUCK VICE!
Goddamn hypocrites.
Posted by: Jorma | 19/05/2009 at 04:19
Maybe I've just trained myself not to see things like this, but I look at this photo and see nothing. It's just a big blank box. You might as well take a posed picture of the two of them smiling and giving peace signs at some bar.
Posted by: b | 19/05/2009 at 14:06
The one on the left makes me think of cake.
Posted by: Anonymous | 19/05/2009 at 16:36
A lot of people who would like to "fuck vice" sure read a lot of it online.
Posted by: Bradford | 19/05/2009 at 17:48