Hideki Kaji, a Japanese pop nerd with a Nordic fetish, has spent lots of time recording at and giving tour guides to his foreign brethren at Malmö's Hellmouth, aka Tambourine Studios, where the Cardigans, Junior Senior, and many, many other artists who could use a serious kick in the kneecaps have queefed out their oeuvres. And ha ha, he was just robbed and beat up there so hard he lost a filling. While dressed as a pineapple. A fucking pineapple. The ruffians who did this have yet to be caught, and we applaud them for their good taste in targets. Finally the Swedes are taking a stand against all this namby-pamby nursery garbage that's been plaguing their land since Varg Vikernes went to jail. Hopefully this means they'll start burning down churches again.