Hideki Kaji, a Japanese pop nerd with a Nordic fetish, has spent lots of time recording at and giving tour guides to his foreign brethren at Malmö's Hellmouth, aka Tambourine Studios, where the Cardigans, Junior Senior, and many, many other artists who could use a serious kick in the kneecaps have queefed out their oeuvres. And ha ha, he was just robbed and beat up there so hard he lost a filling. While dressed as a pineapple. A fucking pineapple. The ruffians who did this have yet to be caught, and we applaud them for their good taste in targets. Finally the Swedes are taking a stand against all this namby-pamby nursery garbage that's been plaguing their land since Varg Vikernes went to jail. Hopefully this means they'll start burning down churches again.
if they will attack a pineapple i'd say hope is lost for all fruits. pineapples are prickly. think how easy it would be to attack a peach or kiwi.
Posted by: tit canyons | 06/04/2009 at 16:54
god i love when japanese people try to throw in english words and phrases into their lyrics.
"so nice, so nice, so nice, so nice, fantastic yeah oh yeah!"
Posted by: zero | 06/04/2009 at 16:59
he was achin' for a fist in his face with that one. a fucking pineapple? you kidding me? and why woould you leave all that equipment with the little boy anyway?
Posted by: humpty | 06/04/2009 at 17:03
all over japan, a million mourning fans are awaiting his recovery. i'll bet that one of them will take their own life during this time.
Posted by: bogart | 06/04/2009 at 17:05
too bad we didn't jump on this sooner and send william hung over to sweden. he could use a good ass kicking too
Posted by: arbitrareee | 06/04/2009 at 17:15
good god listening to that song made me want to beat him up. poor kid had it coming.
Posted by: oooft | 06/04/2009 at 17:43
I think that there should be a list made of all popstars who you are legally allowed to take one free shot at. they would have to live in fear.
Posted by: list time | 06/04/2009 at 17:44
2 good
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