While dodging our moms’ phone calls urging us not to go out in public until they’ve figured out this whole swine flu doozy, we decided to investigate who may have predicted this spreading morass. And it turns out the prophet is...Jello Biafra. Maybe we’ve ribbed the guy in the past for his “politics," but we are not the type to demean a bona fide prescient being (um, plus he shows up in this season’s Soft Focus so we should probably chill on the merciless abuse). His song “Swine Flu” may have seemed like the 1991 tabloid joke of an old guy stuck on teenage diatribes, but 18 years later we’re convinced he’s the next Briansdreams (that’s where avian flu was first predicted). In 2024, according to his album released in 2006, watch for werewolf overpopulation and Moses returning to give blowjobs.
(Image compilation by Taco Nuevo)
sweet photoshop there duuuuuuudes...
Posted by: Bob the Builder | 28/04/2009 at 22:25
like i needed a reason to stay out of queens, ha!
Posted by: kings county | 28/04/2009 at 22:35
i am avoiding all nonessential travel to mexico, unless i run out of valium and or tequila
Posted by: pinhead | 28/04/2009 at 22:48
i heard u can only et it if an infected pig bites you, like a vampire. i hope so, because i am eating a very delicious blt right now
Posted by: rob lowe | 28/04/2009 at 22:57
yo vice why dont you do a story about something worthwhile
there is some fucked up shit going on that needs to be reported-
or just act like retards, whatever
Posted by: george orwell | 29/04/2009 at 07:44
ahahahahahahahahaha, that is awesome!
Posted by: Holden Caulfield | 29/04/2009 at 14:38
people have got to stop making out with pigs. i tell ya its just not natural!
Posted by: pig lovin' | 29/04/2009 at 15:53
Hmmmm...I had a pork burrito yesterday.
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Posted by: Anderson | 15/04/2011 at 19:41