If you're curious for tips on how to become a grifter yourself, we checked it out and we've got our hands on a bona fide Myspace chat Kari Ferrell had with her first kiss of 2008. It's full of the sleazy not-even innuendo, red flag/harbingers of her inevitable funds-draining, and scary preggers talk that's lured in her marks and made her the internet's favorite person for two days. Oh, also, apparently it wasn't just guys she went after...That photo above? She sent it to a woman just a few weeks ago. PS: Jesus cracker, OK, we've been had: that image has been Photoshopped. The conversation, we assure you, is real, but this whole thing is so fucking out of control we honestly wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be some project by the fucking Yes Men.
Date: May 22, 2008 4:16 PM
Kari: Hey, I kissed you on New Year's!....Bad news; I'm pregnant, and it's definitely yours. It came out looking like [another guy], but it has your nose. I hope you're planning on paying child support.
Guy: This isn't bad news at all, I've always wanted to be a dead beat dad. If you ever need me to take care of him for the weekend, I'll put him in my shopping cart and he can accompany me while I collect aluminum cans. Also, don't worry about child support, because any son of mine is gonna be a hard worker, so he can go ahead and pay for it himself. But what about the baby looking like [the other guy], but with my nose? Could this perhaps be a three-way-love-baby between you, [that guy], and I? If not, should we make one?
Kari: This works out perfectly, because my one dream and aspiration is to be an alcoholic mother. They just seem like they are having so much fun, all the time. Plus, I have always wanted to be so desperate for booze that I have to break into my kid's piggy bank for change. I think that just screams awesome parenting, right?....I think, perhaps, we should make this gang bang...err...threesome (whatever) a reality. I have many a hallway for your hot dogs.
this girl has to be the most documented swindler ever. new videos and pics keep coming out from the woodwork.
i have to give her props for staying on the lam this long. she knows how to dodge the utah investigators.
Posted by: olga | 16/04/2009 at 17:16
wow, ending it with this stunning visual is simply classy- "I have many a hallway for your hot dogs." i love this girl and her cavernous orifices
Posted by: elbowlust | 16/04/2009 at 17:28
total BS
Posted by: Bert Velilla | 16/04/2009 at 17:29
i became truly blessed the day i answered the question, "Do you have any kids?" with "none that i support-heyo!"
Posted by: liquid chasm | 16/04/2009 at 17:30
that girl and her charmingly sarcastic rhetoric are smoking hot. let me bastardize your children!
Posted by: western omelette | 16/04/2009 at 17:31
first shes asian, then shes funny, then horny, and then has tattoos on her boobs? i need to join a goddamn band
Posted by: dave matthews | 16/04/2009 at 17:34
its no a real girl, its a highly trained group of satanists out to harvest as many organs as they can.
ps- girls can get hand jobs too
Posted by: detective liz | 16/04/2009 at 17:37
I love that someone would say this is BS. ha!
Posted by: Shit stain | 16/04/2009 at 17:39
The note is completely photoshopped. Look at the crispness of the text compared to the rest of the shot. You suckers been had.
Posted by: .... | 16/04/2009 at 17:43
Handjob with my mouth and hotdogs in my hallway again... this girl needs to get a new bit.
Posted by: Bradford | 16/04/2009 at 18:05
can you computer geeks stop shattering my fantasy of meeting a scoundrel like this in real life- she is real, and she does give handjobs wth her mouth, becuase her hand is permanently crippled in the above shown position. while she can easily grasp a note, she is unable to pleasure a monster cock without an assist from her word-hole
Posted by: don juan | 16/04/2009 at 18:10
Wow...I'd like to fill everyone of her hallways.
Posted by: Graeme | 16/04/2009 at 18:42
i'd say her hallways are more like the tunnels at a major league ballpark
Posted by: batter up! | 16/04/2009 at 20:00
So...where's the book deal?
Posted by: ha | 16/04/2009 at 20:00
Here's the latest:
An email she sent to a well-wisher at 3 a.m. this morning in reply to The New York Observer's story about her...
http://www.observer.com/2009/media/hipster-grifter-writes-well-wisher-yes-i-have-made-mistakes
Posted by: Preston Gisch | 16/04/2009 at 20:07
damn right that shit is faked. use the right brush u fucking amatuer
Posted by: beenie man | 16/04/2009 at 20:07
LYNCEE JUNE
Posted by: crewcial | 16/04/2009 at 20:22
What a way to become famous for a week! I bet the streets are being combed by bounty hunters. 10.000 dollars reward. Go hide Filth.
Posted by: Vladimitri | 16/04/2009 at 20:39
I wonder how long til she becomes a subplot on 30 Rock?
Posted by: info@ | 16/04/2009 at 21:08
I guess I can jerk off to this. Thanks.
Posted by: Fuck My Ass And Call Me Sally | 16/04/2009 at 22:29
this girl is annoying
Posted by: anonymous | 16/04/2009 at 23:33
jezebel turned this into an asian fetishist example.
Posted by: anonymous | 16/04/2009 at 23:34
this whole thing seems satirical
Posted by: wwall | 17/04/2009 at 11:41
is it weird that i still want to objectify her?
Posted by: ice c | 17/04/2009 at 17:18
she is the modern day d.b. cooper.
it'd be cool if someone would explain why people would fall into a chubby asian slag so easily.
Posted by: b. | 17/04/2009 at 17:37