First it was the Cat Prin t-shirt, and now those madcap Japanese Vice fanatics have outdone themselves once again. Focusing on the trifecta of dicks, jizz, and monsters, some guy who goes by Tarzan Kick (née Fumiaki Morita) sent our Tokyo office the type of stuff we'll make as soon as we can find someone who mass produces puff-paint t-shirts and/or we start an official Vice summer camp. If anyone has a connection, let us know ASAP. Keep reading to see the other shirt.
Jesus. I have a newfound (well, really firstfound I guess) respect for Japanese mailmen. It's gotta suck to read that crap all day. On a good note, you can probably deliver mail for two thousand people in a single block. Trade-offs.
Posted by: Toby Keith's Uncle | 23/04/2009 at 21:27
is that a gene simmons snatch?
Posted by: kh | 23/04/2009 at 21:28
wow, you gotta love the childish keith herring-esque style of this tarzan character. me gusta!
Posted by: bobblehead | 23/04/2009 at 21:31
puffy paint would sell like tightpants here in brooklyn
Posted by: john henry the hb | 23/04/2009 at 21:32
vice , think classy like sequined tuxedos with viceo embroidered in llama hair, not fucking eighties puffy shirts
Posted by: jello mold | 23/04/2009 at 21:34
i wonder what it is that's written that had to be censored
Posted by: boob mccleavage | 23/04/2009 at 21:34
you know why the japanese love drawing giant dicks? because they have tiny weiners and dream of a dinosauric american freak of cock.
Posted by: anthrodick | 23/04/2009 at 21:35
it roughly translates to squid vagina blood sex warriors. ew
Posted by: lana lang | 23/04/2009 at 21:37
What's with the yellow jizz?
Posted by: Bradford | 23/04/2009 at 22:08
pretty
Posted by: anonymous | 23/04/2009 at 22:32
that's ball sweat, not jizz
Posted by: olga | 23/04/2009 at 22:33
Yes, it is reminiscent of keith haring, except i don't have to worry about getting aids just from looking at it. sorry, his stuff was corny. I like this a lot more.
Posted by: Danimal the Depraved | 23/04/2009 at 22:35
Wow...
Posted by: Bandit a la mode | 23/04/2009 at 22:45
the back of the package has a benjamin marra vibe going on.
benjaminmarra.com/pages/illustrationpages/unonymous04.html
Posted by: tomarra | 23/04/2009 at 22:49
you know what i want? just a fucking white tee with the vice logo in black on it. nothing stupid. get on it guys!
Posted by: neverbored | 24/04/2009 at 17:06
unkotochinko!
Posted by: shige | 01/05/2009 at 02:06
Hello,
I am agent of Tarzankick from tokyo.
show room CEMENT.
my name is Shuichi tajima.
If you would like to contact him, I can connect
to him.
Please send me e-mail.
cement0725@ybb.ne.jp
and this is my agent website.
http://www.cement-own.com
best
Shuichi Tajima
CEMENT showroom
Posted by: Shuichi Tajima CEMENT | 01/05/2009 at 03:54
and we have 「TAEZANKICK」 !!
we are 「CANDY」
check it
→http://candynippon.blogspot.com/2009/03/tarzankick.html
Posted by: CANDY | 01/05/2009 at 08:00
i don't want to wear anything with a vice logo on it. in fact, i wear a rubber band on my wrist to snap any time i feel compelled to TALK about vice. i take full credit for anything cool i see in the mag or on this site so SUCK MY BALLS!!! and thanks a bunch.
Posted by: blickblondhi | 15/05/2009 at 22:10