This little man with the lightsaber boner spanked me on the bum with a leather paddle while I rode a Segway back and forth in a room full of Jedis. Repeatedly. How did this come to pass? Well, you’ll just have to wait until our April issue comes out to read the whole sordid tale. Unfortunately, I will be dead by then. All the google-image-searched rainbow cakes in the world cannot erase the memory of this day. OK, well, that's it. If anyone wants my cat, please email vice@viceland.com with the subject heading "I Can Haz Dead-Amy's Cat?" Her name is Lucky Star and she is an adorable 14-year-old tuxedo cat with huge eyes and feline diabetes.
TTYL forever,
AMY KELLNER
where is the star wars kid when you need him? in his basement i'd guess. but for real, what happened to this guy's hands and why is his couch jacked up like that? i doubt he has enough friends to need an upper deck for movie watching. maybe he's the red team leader for episodes I-III.
Posted by: | 13/03/2009 at 23:18
You think he can hit a switch on the side and it goes "pppyuuuussssshhhhh" and grows out? I'd love to have a Lightsaber dick except everytime you fucked a girl she'd die. That part would suck.
Posted by: | 13/03/2009 at 23:26
Fuck, Tessa!!!
Posted by: car carpet | 13/03/2009 at 23:59
he looks like a pedophile I use to take care of in a group home that liked kids (actually babies and toddlers) so much he was into pregnant women because they had babies in them. He loved violence, sci-fi, diet coke, and change the stinky little pervert
Posted by: | 14/03/2009 at 01:15
At least he'll never have to take a long walk home
Posted by: Dog Man X | 17/03/2009 at 20:25
where is the star wars kid when you need him? in his basement i'd guess. but for real, what happened to this Android Phones guy's hands and why is his couch jacked up like that? i doubt he has enough friends to need an upper deck for movie watching. maybe he's the red team leader for episodes I-III. 2945abc45 0422
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