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where is the star wars kid when you need him? in his basement i'd guess. but for real, what happened to this guy's hands and why is his couch jacked up like that? i doubt he has enough friends to need an upper deck for movie watching. maybe he's the red team leader for episodes I-III.

You think he can hit a switch on the side and it goes "pppyuuuussssshhhhh" and grows out? I'd love to have a Lightsaber dick except everytime you fucked a girl she'd die. That part would suck.

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Fuck, Tessa!!!

he looks like a pedophile I use to take care of in a group home that liked kids (actually babies and toddlers) so much he was into pregnant women because they had babies in them. He loved violence, sci-fi, diet coke, and change the stinky little pervert

Dog Man X

At least he'll never have to take a long walk home

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where is the star wars kid when you need him? in his basement i'd guess. but for real, what happened to this Android Phones guy's hands and why is his couch jacked up like that? i doubt he has enough friends to need an upper deck for movie watching. maybe he's the red team leader for episodes I-III. 2945abc45 0422

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