Getting punched in the face with “beats" isn’t anything anymore but if you’re going to insist on listening to power electronics techno may we suggest DJ Dog Dick? His shit’s a 4 AM stripper pole party in a West side Baltimore basement where everyone’s sweating on PCP and is about a split second away from fucking anything in the ass. Which is kind of gross, but hey, no judgments. He also also maintains (or doesn’t) a web site (zine? that may also be print?) of all kinds of drawings of stuff like kids shaving off zits and a mom who looks like she wishes she could sell you for crack, if only she weren't so ugly and that made you ugly too so no way that's happening, and other things that leave bad feelings in your stomach. Click down there for a fuller DJ Dog Dick experience, and then go see him at Silent Barn tonight with Sky Juice, Sewn Leather, and Narwhalz of Sound.