After a full month of batin', this weekend the 2009 Vice Fashion Issue finally hits the streets of these United States. If you live in one of our nation's finer cities (sorry, Denver), please go here for a list of outlets where you can pick up this hulking monstrosity of a magazine and throw your shoulder out leafing through its beautiful, shiny, content-ridden pages. And for those of you who reside somewhere silly like Denver, give this a click to order a subscription of your very own. You're welcome, America! Pee-Ass: We tried to hold in all the articles from this issue so that we could put up two a day per usuam, but the second we took a breath they all came pissing out. Visit the issue's table of contents if you want a sneak peek at the full magilla, or just have an afternoon or two to kill.