After a full month of batin', this weekend the 2009 Vice Fashion Issue finally hits the streets of these United States. If you live in one of our nation's finer cities (sorry, Denver), please go here for a list of outlets where you can pick up this hulking monstrosity of a magazine and throw your shoulder out leafing through its beautiful, shiny, content-ridden pages. And for those of you who reside somewhere silly like Denver, give this a click to order a subscription of your very own. You're welcome, America! Pee-Ass: We tried to hold in all the articles from this issue so that we could put up two a day per usuam, but the second we took a breath they all came pissing out. Visit the issue's table of contents if you want a sneak peek at the full magilla, or just have an afternoon or two to kill.
234 pages? Are you trying to extend my toilet time to 30 minutes? Christ...
Posted by: The Host | 27/03/2009 at 18:15
"after a full month of batin'"
mastur- or incu-?
Posted by: stubbs | 27/03/2009 at 18:18
that map showing vice pick-up locations, looks strangely a lot like korea
Posted by: bugggg out | 27/03/2009 at 18:26
"looks strangely a lot like korea"
What?
Posted by: ztg | 27/03/2009 at 18:43
vice must get lonely in jersey, out there all by himself in the country's armpit. poor fella...
Posted by: mount saint melons | 27/03/2009 at 18:47
re-batin' (recession spesh delay)
Posted by: anonymous | 27/03/2009 at 22:20
its funny bc ive been to two american apparels and they didnt have them
Posted by: leah | 28/03/2009 at 04:44
The employees snatch them all up at AmApp.. at least in silly Denver
Posted by: bandit a la mode | 28/03/2009 at 16:28
i would rather read "W." & i want the Vice Fiction Issue anyway fuck this gay shit.
Posted by: less_cunning | 29/03/2009 at 10:49