Johnny is the charismatic and charming singer from Children Collide and this here is the first entry in what will be his regular weekly music blog. Enjoy.
Well, I'm afraid I have to start this off with something I found while trawling the internet. It's a song called "Freaxxx" and it's by this band called Brokencyde and it's one of the most horrific things I have ever let into my earholes.
If it is indeed an elaborate, modern-day Kaufmanesque joke then boy is my face red, but let’s assume it’s not. The kids are most definitely not all right. Besides the autotune, along with the faux-subversive hardcore screamo pre-teen roar every four bars check out these “voice-of-a-generation” lyrics.
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me / I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks / This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy / So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls / Come on bitch, you know you want this / That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
To everyone who read that and watched the video, I’m sorry.
Ha sbtvc did this ages ago
Posted by: ... | 20/03/2009 at 02:18
yah. I guess shit takes longer to get to Australia because if the time-zone/global tilt or something.
what the fuck is sctbv or some shit?
Posted by: boomafang | 20/03/2009 at 04:22
you should be sorry, this shit is old news. our blog covered this months ago. i always thought i was wayyyy fresher than vice.
Posted by: P-Wolf | 20/03/2009 at 04:53
wayyyyyy bra!
Posted by: fresher | 20/03/2009 at 06:10
LOL. At :45 his sidekick takes a swing of the Olde English and you can see him cringe. Nice one, dude.
Posted by: Rollie | 20/03/2009 at 14:53
i guess they didn't card the pig
Posted by: anon | 20/03/2009 at 16:15
what is with the guy screaming, its like a autotuned alexisonfire.
Posted by: Jim Pole | 20/03/2009 at 16:27
top ten things:
-shooting in front of the biggest house on your street
-renting a range rover
-when the words 'rolex' and 'prada' or whatever are written on the screen
-the ugly white guy
-when they scream into the face of the sexy dancer
-"bitches get stitches" shirt
-a pig
-i have seen this like 12 times
-having some budget is way worse than having no budget, because it allows for shitty green screens and pig suit rentals
-go to their myspace and they have 4211 pictures of seminude underage girls with the words brokenCYDE written somewhere on their chest
Posted by: pig | 20/03/2009 at 17:02
yeah, this really is old news as far as blog-land goes. next you should post those over-dubbed GI-Joe psa announcements. have you seen those yet?
Posted by: peepoo | 20/03/2009 at 19:06
Not to make light of the horrific disease, but if you were to look at AIDS through a microscope, this is what it would look like.
Posted by: Pento-Graham | 20/03/2009 at 21:52
Maybe they should put a donk on it, aye?
Posted by: Beets | 21/03/2009 at 04:11
i hope someone puts these idiots down, and soon
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