Johnny is the charismatic and charming singer from Children Collide and this here is the first entry in what will be his regular weekly music blog. Enjoy.
Well, I'm afraid I have to start this off with something I found while trawling the internet. It's a song called "Freaxxx" and it's by this band called Brokencyde and it's one of the most horrific things I have ever let into my earholes.
If it is indeed an elaborate, modern-day Kaufmanesque joke then boy is my face red, but let’s assume it’s not. The kids are most definitely not all right. Besides the autotune, along with the faux-subversive hardcore screamo pre-teen roar every four bars check out these “voice-of-a-generation” lyrics.
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me / I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks / This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy / So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls / Come on bitch, you know you want this / That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
To everyone who read that and watched the video, I’m sorry.