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Wonderful. The R.L. Stine of Dickheadz. Peckerheadz, if you will.

nefariousequine

and i thought our education system was failing, but clearly this little rage-a-holic can lash together some impressive topical essays.

64

i like to think that he folded it up, put it in an envelope and sealed it with a melted maroon crayola.

wow

I swear to god, his argument is convincing, in all it's vulgar glory. I applaud you tony

wantonwonton

the top four people i want to see screw themselves are:
1. bob barker- how dare he quit the price is right. who will teach the next generation of kids to fool around with weirdly old models?
2. penelope cruz- i just really want to see that
3. my third grade principal ms. kurtz- she suspended me for getting my ead stuck in a chair
4. anyone who watches lost and talks about the intricate plot twists all ay long when in reality, normal people not addicted to that nonsense couldnt hive a shit. wow, anthony is onto something, that felt really cathartic.

badteeth

my top four
1. kanye west
2. lets not forget that dumb bitch paris hilton, who demolished my house and forced my family into a homeless shelter to make a solarium/spa for her fucking dog
3. vegans
4. tap dancers (its just the shoes, anyone can do it, youre not unique or special or talented or disease free)

crabjob

Are those Doritos crumbs on the first page?

electricintercourse

my top 4 people who should screw there selves....
1. hermaphrodites
2. french artists
3. walt disney
4. benjamin button

dungslinger

this essay is strangely missing crude pictures of his dickless enemies- i question its authenticity..at least a scribble of sonic the hedgeheg or a pokemon shooting lightning bolts from his tail into the teeth of his enemies.

So. Fucking. Awesome.

Bradford

I've been thinking that Ron Englebret should screw himself for a loong time.

1. Jeff Dunham
2. Sean Hannity
3. Nancy Pelosi

Person who should NOT screw them selves because she's like it:

1. MADONNA!!

Hollie

Super informative wirntig; keep it up.

Summer

I can already tell that's gonna be super hlefpul.

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