My dentist yelled at me, my boss yelled at me, I ate bad sushi, and I was generally was having a shitty day when suddenly I GOT MAKEUP! Discerning blog readers may recall that this is the THRICE time that the Sephora Santa has brought Girl Christmas to Boystown, and you may also recall that each time we wrote about it, all the comments were like, "Grunt, grunt, way to shill for the MAN," or whatever, and all we can say is: Look out! 'Cause here we go again! Sephora! Sephora! The great bringer of cosmetics! This time the theme was nature and eco stuff. Yay, nature! Go green, man!
Yeah, you read it here. Vice goes green! And my face goes brown and sparkly, thanks to this space-age egg of jupiter dust. It's cold and shitty out and forget the rest of you, I'm going to enjoy a fake tan applied with a fluffy brush, thanks. I was just telling a friend how badly I wanted new mascara but I couldn't afford it and then poof! The universe provides. And there's moisturizing agents galore, which will make my skin so damp and nutritious that it will be like a snack cake (thanks for that one, Amy Sedaris on Strangers with Candy). Bonus in the basket of moss and twine: a journal filled with paper made by a Pervuvian woman collective on which I can write all my thoughts and dreams and poems and sketches of whimsical observances, such as funny people in diners.
MEG SNEED
I have never had bad sushi because I have never really eaten sushi. For that reason it's just really hard to relate to the issues here.
Posted by: ilton joan | 06/02/2009 at 22:26
planet love baked illuminator? wtf?
Posted by: | 06/02/2009 at 22:36
Dude, good stuff! Glad you are alive.
Posted by: jjpj | 06/02/2009 at 23:34
i almost killed myself yesterday but then i realized monday is a better time because i still have some dexter to catch up on over the weekend.
Posted by: poozer | 06/02/2009 at 23:50
at least you have a job...
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Posted by: icantbelievetheydidthat | 09/02/2009 at 00:23
after reading, i desire death
Posted by: | 09/02/2009 at 01:14
thats funny i was thinking about killing my self and then i thought about the tv show skins that i just got into and i waslike but i havent gotten to see all the episodes of skins!!!
what does that mean?
Posted by: | 09/02/2009 at 06:01