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millie

let me get this straight. dude writes an über-creepy love note / fantasy. then he goes back and self-edits (why?). then, being thirsty from his maniacal rampage, down a gatorade riptide rush, waits until it dries out, and puts in the letter?

I'm no handwriting expert, but I can tell you without doubt that this guy is cuckoo for cocoapuffs. "your neck's irresistable pulse draws me near like a vampire". uhhh, what?? he most likely went on to a career of offering butterscotch candies to children in kmart parking lots.

I can hear the "voiceover legend" guy from a while back reading this:

"My hands continued to roam freely across your body. Their only mission, to seek pleasure."

Then, a loud explosion, and the film title, 'Pleasure: Mission to Your Anus' pops on the screen.

SP

This guy didn't happen to look like Kevin Costner, did he? I had a run-in with him about my wife and a message in a bottle. Let me know. I'd be more than happy to lend a hand in the ass-whooping.

Your friend,
Sean Penn

Dick Butkus

This is definitely one of Anne Rice's shittier side projects.

Savor the flavor of your tongue?
Tongues taste like????

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