NEW YORK - DISGUSTING PEOPLE

We've been in a grass-is-browner phase of conquest for a while, where we're jealous of the neighbors with the scorched, trampled earth instead of the green lawn. This is why we think people in ripped-up shitty clothes look better than clean people with money and it's what makes stories about the horrible anarchist you fucked in the back seat of a car after screen printing punk patches on a home rig at a hobo depot, who whipped off the condom, tied it in a knot, and "cheers"ed you with it after he was done so funny. And here's a whole blog of that stuff, called Disgusting People I Have Made Out With. If you are not legally old enough to vote in elections you need to get the hell out of here right now; the rest of you, have at it.

It's mostly hilarious, especially the girl who hosed off her own ass at the self-serve carwash after some potbellied nerd fingered her anus and wiped it on her dress (which actually makes her the disgusting person in the equation, but we digress), but there's one thing that really disturbed me and it's this:

Not because of the implied bestiality (the guy clearly jizzes right as the animal shows up), but because that dog looks exactly like mine:

That fucking WHORE.

LIZ ARMSTRONG

Comments

[doggy vision]

am i seeing things or did glasses just fall off that dog's face???

[oscar mayer]

i like how you left some root in the photo. classy.

[grossy]

the dog looks terrified! poor thing... it is pretty gross though

mangina alert?! top photo!

[aahhhhB]

whatever you do, dont click the link that was posted. I did it, and trust me...it was a mistake

[Pepe Douchenozzle]

I've never seen a dog so wide-eyed. He probably thought it was a really good treat that she was hogging all to herself.

[icantbelievetheydidthat]

stains the cupcake dog's best friend http://www.icantbelievetheydidthat.com/archives/2009/January/Stains-Cupcake-Dog-LOL-Day.html

...AWAY...AWAY!!

[anonymous]

good find, liz!

you caught your dog though, can't let her lick you now...

[bob hope's diaper rash]

this reminds me of ye olde peanut butter on the vajayjay trick. does that really work or is it only the coolest urban legend of all time? inquiring minds want to know. i know i do, anyways.

[jim pole]

Man's best friend indeed. curiosity didn't just kill the cat.

[m]

AHAHHHa ewww! yuck this is good.

[Nike Shox]

i agree with your views from here.

[Uwem]

For a short time while I worked twlvee-hour shifts, I trained my dog to use a litter box. Remember, the dog is still going toneed regular walks and playtimes. First, you need a bigger box than a cat would use try the kind of plastic storage box that fits under your bed. (If your dog lifts his leg, you'll need an even bigger box, with one side cut out so he can get in.) Then fill it 1/3 full with dog litter or clumping cat litter about twenty to forty pounds.It helps if when you walk the dog outside, you get him to go on command. When you're ready to train him (like on a long weekend), go for an outside walk. When he poops, pick it up and put it in your litter box so there will be a familiar smell. You can do this with urine too, but collecting it is a lot messier!At his next regular walk time, take him to the box and give him your Go command. If he doesn't go after a few minutes, let him leave the box and either put him in a crate or keep him on a leash tied to your belt, so he doesn't have an accident somewhere else. Keep trying this every few hours eventually he'll go in the box. Give him lots of praise. Count on at least a week, before he'll reliably use the box on his own. If you have to go out or go to work, confine him in the room with the box preferably one with an easily cleaned floor. Put an old rug on the floor where he jumps out my dog tracked the litter everywhere. He is not likely to eat his own poop from the box if you clean it out every time. However if he eats any of the litter, stop using it immediately clumping litter can cause a serious bowel obstruction.