So that show we told you to go to last night...did you? If so, you know how fucking good it was. But maybe you didn't, so therefore here's a roundup of what you missed.
The great thing about XRay Eyeballs is they don't talk to the audience at all. Some people need witty banter to keep the audience engaged but they were like, fuck it, if you want to ignore us go right ahead. And no one did. Nice reverse psychology. I do wish they would've squished together more so I could've fit Carly in the photo too...
But it's OK because it's given me an excuse to show you an extreme close-up of these strap-ons that turned my vagina into a Slip 'N Slide. I have a shoe fetish. So what?
Here's Wolfy of Red Dawn II. They ruled but...
There is absolutely no excuse for these shoes. No!
Best outfit in the place. Loose fishnet bolero sounds like a disgusting tranny hairnet, except when paired with those tits and a Desert Storm kilt. You can't see it but her pendant is a silver peanut couching a folding knife.
Here's a photo that "sets the scene."
And this one does too, but in a different way. Ladies, can you all please start having big hair like this? It's easier to imagine fucking you when we get to see the visual aftermath.
This is Skin Drink. Dudes always look funny when they're screaming like they REALLY MEAN IT, but actually this band was a little scary...
Especially this guy. Tribal face tattoos always make my belly feel strange. See that spring-loaded sheet metal thing back there?
It's covered in Runes and he played it like a gong.
And then they got all aggro and started seriously fist-fighting the audience. Not just ramming through all fake angry, but actually punching people in the mouth.
He's watching the bouncers kick out someone who got punched for no reason and simply took it.
I think I really dislike his jeans.
TEEN LAQUEEFA
thank god it's the weekend. "slip-n-slide" vagina just got me so randy i may have to excuse myself to the men's room for a few. although i should probably hold off so i still have all my muster when i'm out tonight. the trojan horse doesn't work as well when half of your men aren't inside.
Posted by: god save the teen laqueefa | 27/02/2009 at 17:31
if that little shit punched me all punk I would stomp his fucking teeth out spoiled little brat
Posted by: to old | 27/02/2009 at 17:31
who goes to this shit
Posted by: | 27/02/2009 at 17:35
it looks like someone's basement- where was this?
Posted by: anonymous | 27/02/2009 at 17:43
i don't like the jeans either
Posted by: anonymous | 27/02/2009 at 17:43
this really is more of a fashion review than i concert review. someone missed the point completely...
Posted by: leftover | 27/02/2009 at 17:47
the lead singer looks like a deranged baby when he's on the floor
Posted by: anonymous | 27/02/2009 at 17:51
dear god save the queen,
do men jerk off at work often? can we get some sort of poll going? it almost makes more sense to jerk off at school than at work, somehow
i'd like to hear more, either way
Posted by: anonymous | 27/02/2009 at 17:52
maybe its just me, but there is something strangely attractive about those jeans. I like it
Posted by: gofiredie | 27/02/2009 at 17:57
hmmmm.. well i never really considered jerking off at school. it seems you are a girl, so you might not know this, but it's tough to whack it when other people are around. i think it was chris rock that had that joke about the "nobody's home" beating off thing. he might describe it better. my office has individual room-stall things, which lead to perfect jacking environs, but schools don't have those. plus, if you get caught jacking at school, that's one hell of an embarrassing trip to the office. i consider it one of my perks. i never used my health insurance so the least they can provide me is a weekly wankjob or two.
hope that helps.
Posted by: god save the teen laqueefa | 27/02/2009 at 18:21
aw bev looks so cute
Posted by: missing nyc | 27/02/2009 at 18:44
poor tribal tattoo face guy. he's got to feel so out of place.. first because of his face issues and second because he's the only person in their without skin tight jeans.
Posted by: | 27/02/2009 at 19:11
If I were a RISD dropout I'd probably want to punch strangers in the face too.
Posted by: clap shitty | 27/02/2009 at 22:36
I knew i should have gone out last night. whatever saved for the weekend!!
Posted by: tim shitty | 27/02/2009 at 23:05
Isn't that the dude from Cult of Youth?
Posted by: Deadskeet | 01/03/2009 at 02:26
Yea, that's Sean from COY
Posted by: guitarpop | 01/03/2009 at 19:58
i recently missed your show because i cant leave my house but i shaved my hole body and ripped out my finger and toe nails with a hammer thanx guys
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Posted by: Bola | 10/09/2012 at 07:24
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Posted by: Kemal | 08/10/2012 at 08:59
Well, his voting recrod has been stellar so fare2€a6 total republican lockstep with no regard to what is actually right or wronge2€a6 I wonder if he even bothered to read the bills before voting. We all know the Farmbill isn't good for the state, so its OK for him to vote against it who cares if North Dakotans need disaster relief funds, he voted down all aid except for NAASCAR advertising.Mind you, we done2€™t need childcare background checks anyway, or wheelchair accesability. I think we all agree we need to use those federal funds for advertising on NASCAR. Priorities you know Lets talk about the budget cuts to education! Student Health care is gone now because of him, but thats OK because now students can carry concealed weapons on campus so they cane2€™t get hurt! Another pregnant college student or 2 won't hurt anybody anyway, right? What teacher needs a retirement anyway? And Healthcaree2€a6 Heaven forbid a 15-18 year old child should chose to not abort a baby; Berg voted to take away any prenatal care for them. Whats sad is taking away all funding from Planned Parenthood, will take away all birth control for over a million teens.. imagine that, another 1 million babies will be having babies on the welfare system next year because of Berg. Something to celebrate! Once they DO have these babies, Children done2€™t need preventative medicine anyway, Right?? Berg voted against the childrens health care bill. They can just become chronicly ill and have medicare support them for the rest of their lives. Thats a good conservative solution, I assure you!After all, who needs teachers and healthy children anywaye2€a6 as long as we are allowed to smoke anywhere we want and have the right to carry our guns. Vote for Berg, he is good for the country. He is going to take good care of the state except for maybe the children, the elderly, the teachers, the small business's, and of course the farmers
Posted by: Nisar | 08/10/2012 at 18:24