It's pretty tough being middle class, English, white, and into 90s rap music. You have to explain to everyone that when you say you like "rap music" you don't mean you are really digging Kanye Cocksuck or whatever other rap singer is storming through the charts that week.
You have to painstakingly explain that you are really down, yo, and have been from Day One (well, OK, since 2006) with D.I.T.C., Mobb Depp, Gang Starr, Beatnuts, Group Home, Tribe etc. (but only ever their first two albums at most, make sure you say that or you could sound totally uncool).
All those cool guys dressed like they were going to go and chop some wood, not like they were off to mince about with fashion designers and go to the premiere of Stuart Little. They all wore Tims, North Face, woolly hats and big jeans. But therein lies the true trauma for white English rap fans: We can't get away with wearing those clothes. Except today, because it's snowing. God, I feel great. If Diamond D bumped into me now, we would totally get on.
lol... i had to double take that headline. i thought you were writing about the guy that had that song "informer" about licking boom-booms down.
Posted by: 12 inches of snow | 02/02/2009 at 19:20
"They all wore Tims, North Face, woolly hats and big jeans."
Sounds like Bey-Stuy today.
Posted by: Big Paupa | 02/02/2009 at 19:36
i'm tired of explaining music. from now on when someone asks me what kind of music i listen to, i'm saying "good."
Posted by: poozer | 02/02/2009 at 19:47
why put the Mobb's name next to a cunt lickin' editorial like that for.
Posted by: 41st side | 02/02/2009 at 20:22
Kanye Cocksuck is funny, but you heard that he's not doing bi-sexual porn as rumoured, didn't you?
Posted by: | 02/02/2009 at 20:24
This started off alright - just talking about being into a particular type of music - then got rapidly gayer as he said "make sure you say that or you could sound totally uncool". Just enjoy the music you like, for fuck's sake...
Posted by: | 03/02/2009 at 09:37
hey if Ali g does it--so can you
Posted by: devils advocate | 03/02/2009 at 17:39
"(well, OK, since 2006)"
probably should have left that part out guy.
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