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seamus

i've tossed off in the office toilet so many times i'm surprised it hasn't gargled up a cummy hair ball by now. the secretary's fuck up was leaving the building.

if miranda july brings you comfort, i think you've completely overlooked the source of your woes

Redbeard

sounds like your lethargic drive and fickle interpretation of the rules makes you well qualified to work n the wonderful world of law enforcement. how do you feel about calling old women and children "scumbag's" at least twice an hour?

margaret

if i had a time machine i'd go back to right before i started my office job and insist that i only do enough to not get fired. fuck all this high expectation shit.

Screwg

an office is a place where creative, lazy, ADD addled writers go to die

Anonymous

You sound nice

andy morales

a couple months ago i had job waiting tables. one night i got way too drunk, stayed up all night, and crazy slept in on my alarm clock. when i finally woke up i was 3 hours late for my shift. i had no time to think so i told my boss that i got mugged and i was in the hospital. immediately after i hung up i realized that i didn't look beat up at all. 15 minutes later i told my roommate that i slept with his girlfriend so he punched me in the face. problem solved.

Ronald McDond-napper

http://www.jboom.com/pooprice/

Jenna

did you type this up and submit it during work?

anonymous

commeca.tumblr.com

my work experience has been way worse--like not paid AND molested worse. ur sort of lucky that all these places kept u around making kushy money for so long- u didnt do any work.
whatever, just be like miller and mouch the most--
and getting fired is a bit of a buzz anyway

JC

just sell drugs dude. you can't really get fired, just killed or put in the slammer. anything to end your "getting fired" streak, right?

buttfuck

quit before you get fired. its the only way to lesson the amount of times a day you find your brain telling you to "kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself" etc etc

i could probably take a few more firings (just) but its happened too much already and it really fucks with you.

again, quit before you get fired.

"Let’s keep in mind during all of this that I went to school for journalism (which you could argue is actually training for working shit jobs in an office, so maybe I was right on track), and aside from whatever freelance writing work I could pick up, had not had any sort of job that was even remotely related to writing of any sort"

Maybe it's due to your sense of entitlement.......just maybe.

nostra

you will b miranda 1 day

olivia

this just made me feel so much better about my own shitty work ethic.

Tempest

Wow, I just lost my job, but knowing there are people like you as my competition I'm not so worried about finding another job! What exactly is so difficult about working hard?

Mike Clark

Sometimes the management feedbacks do not actually reflect what we did wrong in our jobs, and terminations do get personal. But in any case, the fault may also fall at the hands of the employee. You could achieve your goals if you are better at controlling yourself.

Mike Clark

Sometimes the management feedbacks do not actually reflect what we did wrong in our jobs, and terminations do get personal. But in any case, the fault may also fall at the hands of the employee. You could achieve your goals if you are better at controlling yourself.

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