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bobaan

haha this is really common though. I knew i guy (who apparently wasn't as fast as you) and on a trip to South Africa the baboons caught him and semi-attacked him. I say semi because they didn't break the skin.

feces face

wait. wasn't the doogie theme already in muzak style? you mean like the beepy boopy song when they show all the newspaper clippings about the boy genius?

You mean this little nugget (with bonus hilarity):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4IDhJYxzmc

jose

let me tell you, honey, any tequila that a cop can afford is not "good tequila". i bet it had a worm at the bottom, didn't it?

i would've tranq'd that monkey up so quick he'd be seeing tiny monkey stars circling his head and fall into a deep sleep dreaming of throwing shit at zookeepers.

suhweet

its called mezcal. the thing with the worm on the bottom.

How about that chick that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee?

Orrin Wrinkles

This is just like the things Mark Twain did.

I didn't know there were cops that went out of their way not to hassle teenagers. Also, poor diseased baboon. See what a lifetime of eating chips and ramen will do to you?

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