Anything but these ten phrases will surely out you as a passe orgasmee. Get these down and she'll know you are a human of the NOW.
1. WHITESNAKE!!!*
2. THE AIDS!!
3. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!!
4. I'M OUTTA HERE!
5. BURN THE VATICAN!!
6. IT'S OVER!!
7. OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!
8. VOLCANIC POPSHOTZZ!!
9. EW!
10.YOU'VE GOT A TIGHT LITTLE BOX!!
*avoid using more than 3 exclamation points in a row or your writing will look like an album by THE GREAT KAT.
ANNE FRANK!
Posted by: brad | 02/01/2009 at 16:57
blacksnake more like it
Posted by: stacey | 02/01/2009 at 17:10
Eureka!
Posted by: RC | 02/01/2009 at 17:11
sorry dad!
Posted by: oz | 02/01/2009 at 17:41
WHO FUCKING FARTED!
Posted by: dingo | 02/01/2009 at 17:53
The woody woodpecker laugh, to really put the fuckers on edge. That or a "You're my wife now, dave" and finish by stroking their face.
Posted by: Louise Haynes | 02/01/2009 at 18:00
let DLR do the talking for you -
www.thetyser.com/
Posted by: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhahahahaayyyyaah | 02/01/2009 at 18:19
I'M RAPING YOU
Posted by: | 02/01/2009 at 19:36
"I'm Raping You!!"
Actually said :), and it made my orgasm so much sweeter.
Ahhh yesss,..good times,..good times.
Posted by: Tyrellcrimson | 03/01/2009 at 00:36
Yeah, I really do scream out number 10.
This should be in reverse order I now see.
Posted by: Nondor Nevai | 03/01/2009 at 02:52
'why did Jeff buckley have to die?' true story
Posted by: julia iglesias | 03/01/2009 at 13:06
this wasn't funny
Posted by: grinch | 03/01/2009 at 14:44
because a midnite swim is ill advised.
Posted by: Nondor Nevai | 03/01/2009 at 16:11
Should just yell out "MARRY ME"
Posted by: Douglas Murray Grävande Journalist | 03/01/2009 at 16:49
that's sweet mister Grävande but it can cause future flaccidity. It's fun to think of new things to FUCKING SCREAM AT YOUR PARTNER, no?
Posted by: Nondor Nevai | 03/01/2009 at 17:46
OBAMA!
Posted by: LV | 03/01/2009 at 21:26
ADVERTARDS!
Posted by: | 03/01/2009 at 23:13
MONKEY POWER!!
Posted by: Benny Boy | 04/01/2009 at 10:36
this is beyond...just beyond anything. did you have a celibate robot monkey born without a sense of humor randomly click on google photos while...awww fuck this.
Posted by: | 04/01/2009 at 20:05
MARGARET THATCHER!!
Posted by: | 04/01/2009 at 20:21
meh.
Posted by: alex | 04/01/2009 at 22:24
Wake up!
Posted by: rikki | 05/01/2009 at 03:50
I'M A BABY TOUCHER! SPAM! ENEMA! CONCRETE!
Posted by: | 05/01/2009 at 05:20
and boom gose the dynamite
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