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Peter Eater

Did I overlook the Gay Thursday memo or something?

bean

you're telling me a guy that goes to parties in a pirate hat is a pussy-pounding hetero? this guy's deeper in the closet than my confirmation robe.

blowin' yr coverz

this is written by david flynn. there's no question about it.

adhd

someone's trying too hard.

do you think that david flynn has a cape that he wears when he does the tuck and moonlights as tina turner in private dancer?

um

is a quaker girl worth plowing to begin with?

Julio Inglesias

Wait, who's Jacob? I thought his friend was "Mike."

And the author's nickname is "Circus?"

Circus

Oh geez. This story makes me side with that 14 year old who got banned. Whoever wrote this story sucks hairy unwashed tarantula gross balls.

Right before Jacob boned Quaker Girl she blurted out, "I don't know if I should do this, I hear warning bells ringing."

girls say shit like this way too much. and they never change their mind at that point, it's just to make themselves sound like they're not a slut, which in turn makes them sound even sluttier. not that we care about the slut part. this isn't marriage material by a long shot. but knowing what's going on in their pea-sized brains is almost enough to turn me off.

Benny Boy

funny. also funny how the guy here can't handle a good looking guy that isn't gay.

lo!

geez what a guy. what a story though!

ungh!

That story blows. This guy is not getting ass. Who says "boned" anyway??

david flynn

the cape is velvet you homos. i can barely fit it around my lats.

ace rockola

i am going to guess this guy has had sex with 8-10 women, read waaaaaay too many how-to-pick-up-girls blogs, and really wishes he had more male friends/approval

baberhamlincoln

Well done Flynn, very articulate.

Hilde

"Seize that opportunity to take advantage of their emotions and hormones!"
This is a pathetic pile of shit. Was this a joke?

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