All right, now that the new guys have been sworn in, it's time to get down to business and discuss what's next for America. Some guy in Utah released lip balm in honor of this momentous occasion, Obalma Red White and Blueberry and the very catchy Joe Biden Ham and Cheese. The latter is utterly foul. Who the hell wants to walk around with their mouth smelling like a Croque Monsieur? I'll tell you who: my dog. I left it in my bag and she chose the tube of wax over real, actual food. And then she squirted it out in a nasty brown pile on the rug. So what omen does this pose for America? That Biden is clearly the savory choice for VP? Even a little bit of him will give us the shits? I could use some insight right about now.
Psshhhhhh, that's nothing, fellas. What about an Obama dildo? Or a stenciled Barack Obacca? Wait, what about Obama butter? That's just plain creepy.
www.cracked.com/blog/18-nutty-pieces-of-obama-merchandise/
Posted by: Obamarama | 20/01/2009 at 17:56
who had that wonderful idea? hey, let's name our lip balm after the VICE president! yeah, and we can make it taste like petroleum version of a ham and cheese sandwich! perfect!
Posted by: reed | 20/01/2009 at 18:31
even the muslims are trying to squeeze a buck out of the obama fascination
Posted by: hank | 20/01/2009 at 18:49
You mean you've never rubbed a hot ham 'n cheese on your lips when they're getting chapped? You are so missing out.
Posted by: | 20/01/2009 at 19:20
the obama loves hawaiian pizza shirt is freaky-looking!
Posted by: glendale | 20/01/2009 at 19:39