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Isaac

What is Jewish Lightning?

brain

that is a crazy ass photo

GRANDPA

KARL, I ADVISED YOU TO STOP LOLLYGAGGING AROUND WITH SUCH QUESTIONABLE INDIVIDUALS. I AM NOT "FIBBING" IN THE LEAST BIT WHEN I SAY THAT YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LIFE ON TRACK. FIRST IT'S WORKING FOR A DEPLORABLE LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE, AND NOW YOU MUST WRITE ABOUT YOUR OWN HARROWING EXPERIENCES FOR THEIR "BLOG". I AM NOT ONLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, I AM WRITING YOU OUT OF MY WILL. GOOD DAY, SIR.

mr. dumpy

thanks for yet another new term that i want to use but will never be able to bring myself to

Oh goodness

YES! Grandpa returns!

I dunno Issac ask your slumlord dad where Jewish lightning comes from.

matt

I love grandpa...who's invention was he and why? did it stem from that article about his crazy arse grandfather and has now metamorphosised into some kind of parody of himself..or some-ting?

GRANDPA

I AM MORE OF A REALITY THAN YOUR SEX LIFE, MATT. PERHAPS YOU WILL OBTAIN THE SWEET FLOWER OF A CLASSY WOMAN WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO DRESS PROPERLY.

Saul

Jewish Lightning is a term for arson. Basically it comes from when a landlord (usually Jewish) deliberately sets fire to his own building in order to get insurance or so he can build something else in its place.

This happened with the Greenpoint Terminal Market fire a few years back, and with the same guys building in DUMBO a few years ago.

GRANDPA

KARL: A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE FLUMMOXED BY MY COMMENTS HERE (RE: MY IDENTITY). I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS YOUR REAL, ACTUAL GRANDFATHER. THIS IS THE ONLY METHOD THAT I AM CAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING WITH YOU WITHOUT RETCHING. I WILL BE SENDING A NOTARIZED, CERTIFIED LETTER THIS WEEK DETAILING THE ALREADY-DEPLETED FUNDS YOU NOW OWE ME BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION THAT HAS NOW COME TO FRUITION AND WHICH WILL HENCEFORTH MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE DIFFICULT (E.G., YOU BEING REDACTED FROM MY WILL AND LAST TESTAMENT). I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING A "REAL MAN". PLEASE TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT SHE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

JL

Hmmm, and here i thought it referred to homebrewed Manischevitz Wine.

MMM

I was wacking it once in my bedroom when my house was broken into by some kids. True story. Funny thing was, I wasn't embarrassed at all. They were invading my space, so it wasn't my problem. I heard them run out when they saw me there, so I just got back to what I was doing.

boop

that was my nickname in high school: "Jewish Lightning"

Masha ivanovna

hey I am the (EX ) girlfriend in this story and that's total bullshit about him looking for the cat, he said " fuck the cat, I got the guitar", we returned later, half the place was burnt, huge hole in the walls, freezing and it was deffinetely "lightning" but in this case "Greek lightning" cause we waited in squalor (spelling ?) there for four months and they never fixed anything!!!! And it was a really nice pricey apt me and PAPA Pushkin had for 15 year, so they wanted our asses out! Later Papa P got me out of there, he was like, in a thick Russian accent " um, I think it's time you go"! Sorry you are out of the will Karl. But do have fun being a man.

o.0

jajajaja

haha my mom once used the term "jewish fire" referring to this neighborhood strip club that burned down years ago

who took that picture inserted again?

doi

this guy is a total asshole, but i like him

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