We were supposed to play in Toronto with CSS but the show was canceled due to a bomb threat. If it were up to me I would have played the show anyway, but then again I have no soul and I don't give a shit about anything. My friend DJ Jumbo Shrimp hooked us up with a last-minute show in Detroit at this dive bar called LJ's Lounge. We really didn't know what to expect and the bar wasn't really equipped to handle our elaborate pop show, but we needed some extra cash and a place to stay, so as they say, "The show must go on!"
We were all shocked that people actually showed up and were so into it! Lots of cute guys with bad skin and fucked up teeth came out to show their support, which had me all tore up! Like, I was horny.
Two super fans from Cleveland had snuck out and stolen their parents' car just to come see us play! They were disappointed when I told them we wouldn't be setting up any cardboard props, but they soon got over it after I bought them some drinks at the bar.
I won over the crowd by screaming the entire time and refusing to take off my leather jacket. There was a girl in the front row getting all sexy with me while tearing out her hair extensions and waving them in the air. This enraged our two super fans, who were trying to seduce me as well.
After the show Zach, Albert, Kurt, and DJ Jumbo Shrimp went on a White Castle binge while I curled up with a gravity bong and the Sex In the City movie.
Played in Baltimore the next night to a gallery filled to the brim with lesbians. I felt right at home and delivered a powerhouse performance. I was hoping to run into this guy I met the last time I was there. I can't remember his name but we did blow together and made out for a little bit, and then he confessed that he possesed "the perfect dick." A dick so perfect that he had to have condoms shipped in from some foreign country. He got pissed when I told him I didn't want to fuck him, I just wanted a bed to sleep in for the night. I sort of regret not taking him up on his offer the first time around because he didn't come to the show and now I will be forever worried that I might not see/experience the perfect dick.
CODY CRITCHELOE
Photos Megan Mantia
that nord lead is a sexy fucking keyboard. i have a newfound respect for ssion.
Posted by: fancypants | 31/12/2008 at 22:10
cody we totally have the same pair of boots.
imagine that!
Posted by: x | 31/12/2008 at 23:20
that last paragraph more than makes up for eating at subway.
Posted by: toph | 31/12/2008 at 23:39
TRUE PVNKZ
Posted by: pictureplane | 01/01/2009 at 00:28
wood paneling says so much.
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 01:56
theyre pretty awesome looking
but theyre music sucks the ass
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 03:00
ilikeyou
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 03:43
i too am forever worried that i wont get to see/experience the perfect dick.
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 17:53
I don't understand what's going on here, in general. Is sscion supposed to..ah fuck it.
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 22:29
listen, i am sick and tired of this commercial bullshit that these so called hipster fuck wads think is an artistic expression about things they don't even really care about. give me a fucking break and please for the love of god give it over to the real youth of america so we can stand tall and take down these stupid fucking bitches. fuck it.
Posted by: a real poet | 01/01/2009 at 22:55
coldy, you are so bad
Posted by: bojan | 01/01/2009 at 22:56
no coldy no
Posted by: | 01/01/2009 at 22:56
DETROIT!!!
Posted by: Daniel | 02/01/2009 at 05:59
I want to go to Heaven. I want to live in a mansion.
Posted by: Star Wars | 02/01/2009 at 20:25
I assume by the "real youth of america" you mean the fans of these poets.
http://www.insaneclownposse.com/detect.php
Posted by: jake | 02/01/2009 at 20:28
HOMOSEX RULES
Posted by: | 02/01/2009 at 21:20
HOMOSEX RULES
Posted by: | 02/01/2009 at 21:21
they're okay now but their old look was so much better.
Posted by: in transission | 04/01/2009 at 01:22
i still don't get why everyone is so obsessed with them. it's nothing new.
Posted by: | 04/01/2009 at 02:40
I miss Ashley Miller.
Posted by: | 04/01/2009 at 02:44
KODY KILLS
Posted by: | 05/01/2009 at 07:17
CODY SELLS
Posted by: | 05/01/2009 at 23:16
their keyboardist has a side project called fire4ekft.
also apart of botnet
myspace.com/fireforeffect
myspace.com/botnetkc
Posted by: | 06/01/2009 at 01:33
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Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the Only one...
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the Only one...
My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
I appreciate your concern
You're gonna stink and burn
Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me, again
I'm not the only one ?
I'm not the Only one?...
Rape me! (Rape me!)
Rape me!
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