Remember these handsome guys? They are members of the BNP and they were shot a couple of years ago at some rally to protest against all the muslims in Christian churches. They did such a good job that today, in 2008, the Koran is STILL not being taught by any vicars, priests or nuns or in any way being connected with God and the baby Jesus.
Despite their amazing work, some critics said that their look was a little dated and that maybe the BNP should have a look at updating their style and general something something about public image. So we were delighted to receive a new photo of some BNP members who were snapped by one of our friends shortly after putting one of their totally brilliant leaflets with hardly any spelling mistakes in through his front letter box.
Click through to see the new faces of reasonable hate.
Check it out Mr. Brown and Mr. Cameron. The BNP are shaping up. With fresh young members and cunning use of fake tan and hair dye, the new face of the BNP is one we're very excited about and one we're destined to see grinning from the steps of Downing Street soon.
Look at that photo and imagine listening to Starship's 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' . The future's bright, the future's white.
that guy looks like he's related to oasis
Posted by: | 28/11/2008 at 13:53
they've all got blue eyes
Posted by: | 28/11/2008 at 14:19
'totally brilliant leaflets with hardly any spelling mistakes'
'having our phone numbers nad emails'
lol.
Posted by: | 28/11/2008 at 15:52
haha. what a bunch of cool dudes. i know what i'm voting next time around. anything to get into that crew
Posted by: jane | 28/11/2008 at 16:21
these guys. their favourite political party of all time is the nazis, whose biggest strength was their presentation skills. what gives?
Posted by: | 28/11/2008 at 16:39
Talk about "reasonable."
Explain why Allah gets pissed off. Explain why he gets pissed off even ONCE if he's God.
Posted by: Literal Minded | 28/11/2008 at 19:15
Wayne wears Gap shirt, Primark jacket and American Apparel underwear
Posted by: Mr Sandman | 28/11/2008 at 21:46
a suburban bnp party would be so badass
Posted by: yess | 29/11/2008 at 01:44
BNP is like that bland white glop served in a dirty bowl to poor orphan's, reluctantly.
What a bunch of fuddy-duddy's, and they never seem to just die off.
Posted by: Bad Brains | 29/11/2008 at 04:55
BNP stands for BE NICE PEOPLE
these people are Freedom, their way is the Way
the guy with the brows looks like a rip raper
Posted by: rubba rubba | 29/11/2008 at 20:20
'Moaning'? They might be cunts but that doesn't make it OK to leak their full contact details. It's only a short step away from leaking the details of anyone you disagree so people can go and threaten their kids. This in the same week that anti-terror police were used to arrest a front bench member of the opposition. Not democracy. Either the party should be banned, or it should be legal, in which case no breach of voter anonymity. It doesn't really work both ways.
Posted by: Adolf | 30/11/2008 at 00:42
Do you read the news? Who do you think leaked their details? Gordon Brown?
Posted by: George Michael | 30/11/2008 at 12:59
No. Where did I say that? It doesn't matter who leaked it. A democratic society could take responsibility to bring the leak under control, rather than leave it out there.
Posted by: Adolf | 30/11/2008 at 14:08
I stopped taking advice on democracy from people called Adolf a long time ago. Good to see you stil sticking it to The Man though, mein fuhrer.
Posted by: MJ | 30/11/2008 at 15:43
Ridiculous. Whose seen Roll Deep vs the BNP video? http://whathehellewonders.blogspot.com/2008/11/roll-deep-vs-bnp.html. Nice.
Posted by: Whathehelle Fontenelle | 30/11/2008 at 21:22
Does that mean you used to take advice on democracy from people called Adolf? What put you off? Are you really really old and the sight of jews and gays and gypos being burnt made you think it was a bad idea? Good call.
Posted by: Adolf | 30/11/2008 at 21:59
I have to agree with Adolf (er, bloke above, not Adolf Hitler). BNP members - misguided, pathetic twats that they are - should have the same data protection rights as everyone else.
Posted by: | 01/12/2008 at 00:38
No, it's because a long time ago I knew tit-faced cock-muncher called Adolf who gave me some really bad democracy advice and I've distrusted Adolfs on the subject of democracy ever since. Does this make me as blinkered and knee-jerk as your typical BNP member? Perhaps. But I'm too old to change.
Posted by: MJ | 01/12/2008 at 10:27
His mum should have known better really.
Posted by: Adolf | 01/12/2008 at 15:51
That picture is still mesmerizing. I remember when you first ran it, coming by almost daily and just staring at it for like 15 minutes at a time, trying to figure out every separate guy's deal. At some point i had a mental schematic with all their names, jobs (or lack thereof), marital status, and the "final straw" which made them join BNP. All I can remember right now is that the guy in the blue jacket and the creepy looking ghost dude over his shoulder were gay, although the jacket guy was still married.
My favorite part is how the only reasonably dressed guy is the one holding the sign, which instantly makes him the least reasonable of the lot.
Posted by: | 01/12/2008 at 20:41
im more fascinated with the conversation between adolf and MJ than with this whole article.
Posted by: J | 04/12/2008 at 17:10
where does that guy live, brookside close? tanned dude looks like he could be the writer of brookside.
Posted by: nick | 04/12/2008 at 17:15
Two things.
1.)That woman looks like a dalek with a tan.
2.)What the fuck is happening with those eyebrows? Are they allowed to vote?
Posted by: Sof | 04/12/2008 at 18:10
Just look at the man 3rd in from the left in the top picture. His chin is MESMERISING. He looks like Desperate Dan, if Desperate Dan was a fat racist.
Posted by: Sof again | 04/12/2008 at 18:17
If it takes 5 of these people to put a leaflet though a door I'm not listening to a word they say.
Posted by: stevedave | 04/12/2008 at 18:38